Omar & Cedric try to get me to take my top off with their leftist agenda

"Mars Volta call US swine flu treatment 'an act of terrorism'"

"(Mars Volta guitarist Omar Rodriquez-Lopez) denied that the band's adopted home of Mexico is struggling to cope with the outbreak of swine flu. 'It's not the hysteria that the right-wing media are making you think it is. It's less dangerous than a common cold,' he declared. He added: 'This has been a perfect moment for right-wing Republican media to say 'You see! You see these filthy people? You see what they're doing? This is very scary.' It's another act of terrorism, it's another terrorist tactic."

- NME

Ohhh, OK...
I see you, boys with guitars and knowledge of global affairs. I see you. Everyone in my uber-leftist familial circle has been taking the same stance about this alleged pandemic; the MV boys are right, after all, and I like them shouting about it to the media. "Oooh, scary brown people in Mexico might give us a case of the sniffles."

Listen Omar, if you want to see me privately, man up and ask me out on a date. It's easy. I think I'm fairly pleasant to be around, and I don't need to go to a fancy place for dinner, plus I'll pay half. I can't commit to anything beyond that, however, as I am already taking my top off and having intimate relations with Jake One instrumentals, that Clifford & Reggie one, that "For the Queen" song (OMG I just listened to it again and felt some throbs like it was the first time! sigh), and Bun B's voice and cadence.

Plus, I don't think it would work out between us for a long-term thing. Our children would have terribly unruly hair, thick and wavy and difficult.