Saturday, February 28, 2009

Get me on the court and I'm trouble

The Prez sitting, drinking, breathing, watching, being effortlessly amazing.

"In the media’s continuing focus to make sure everyone knows that Barack is a mere mortal, here’s pictures of him sitting courtside @ the Phone Booth where he watched his hometown Bulls get slayed by his new hometown Wiz. The President drank beer, slapped high fives and then went home & boned The First Lady."

Nickel Eye Feat. Wale - "Brandy Of The Damned" (Mark Ronson Remix)

We all know Mark Ronson is a fervent swagger jacker but he does know how to make some ear candy with a few horns n snares.
I listened to this ohhhh about 53 times today and I'm showing no signs of fatigue yet.

"Brandy of the Damned" (Ronson remix). Click.

Chromeo is interested in lathering up your children

"The duo wrote a little ditty for hip tot program Yo Gabba Gabba! in an effort to convince children of all ages to clean up all good and nice. Cute to see how naturally Chromeo's electrofunk lends itself to broadcasting nurturing messages to children. Chalk it up to a mixture of personality and adorable use of talkbox.

You guys, this song is the proverbial JAM!
QUICK, somebody impregnate me so I can raise my impressionable child on this show. They already had The Biz and The Shins and The Roots on there. I approve of this.
PS--I have never seen Dave 1 and Stretch Armstrong in the same room at the same time.


G-code! PAD's Gold Knuckles Mug is sorta stupid and sorta wonderful.


Friday, February 27, 2009


"I wanna be friends with it." - Ron Burgundy

4,173 as of today (per Olbermann)

"US lifts ban on war dead photos

The US defence department has lifted a ban on news organisations showing pictures of the coffins of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Defence Secretary Robert Gates said photographs of the flag-draped caskets of US war dead being returned home will be allowed if their families agree.

The move overturns a ban put in place by President George Bush Snr in 1991.

Critics said the ban tried to hide the human cost of the two wars, in which nearly 5,000 US soldiers have died.

"The decision regarding media coverage of the dignified transfer process at Dover [Air Force Base] should be made by those most directly affected, on an individual basis, by the families of the fallen," Mr Gates said.

"We ought not presume to make that decision in their place."

Mr Gates ordered the review of the ban at President Barack Obama's request.

The White House welcomed the move, saying it was in line with policy at Arlington cemetery near the US capital where war dead are buried.

Earlier administrations said the ban was in the interests of bereaved families. (Mm hmm)

The bodies of fallen US soldiers killed overseas are flown to the Dover base in Delaware before being transferred to their families' hometowns."

DJ Benzi x Dope Couture - The Jetsetters mixtape

I must have this or I will feel sad.

The Jetsetters Mixtape

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Beards Open Doors.

I feel excited, so excited. See, you guys, I tell you stuff and then it comes true.
If you were here my excitement levels would probably cause me to act out sexually,
but in a super classy way so you'd still respect me.

The epicness of this picture. I can't handle it. You can't handle it.

Clipse/Rick Rubin Collaboration Actually Happening!

"According to
EW, they've already finished one song together, and they plan to do one or two more. We already know from their two classic Neptunes-produced albums that Clipse know how to handle themselves over icy, minimal beats. Rubin usually traffics in punchy, metallic, cluttered thuds, so this will be a stretch. But all the people involved know exactly what they're doing, so I'm confident.

Til the Casket Drops, the third Clipse album, is due for release sometime this summer. Hopefully they won't experience any of the same release-date delays that plagued Hell Hath No Fury. EW reports that the first single, "Kinda Like a Big Deal", will be out on March 9. It features Kanye West, and DJ Khalil, who did the beat for 50 Cent's pretty good "I Still Kill", produced it."

Mayer Hawthorne - "Maybe So, Maybe No"

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Being a girl is expensive

More stuff I need in order to shut it down and straight change the game and rock it don't stop it.

"The only time you wear Burberry to swim" - Sean Carter

Lisalla Montenegro, you are lovely. Call me.

Burberry triangle top with trench buckle. Top has buckle closure in front and ties at neck. Bottom has adjustable belt with loops.
  • Catalog Item Number: 69577
  • Hand wash
  • Imported from Italy
Price: $250.00

Super cute, but sweet Jesus I would kick my own ass if that amount was extracted from my checking account for 2 pieces of material and some metal buckles. Somebody lace me, POST HASTE.

Oh worrrrrrd?

Your etymology game is suffering, kids. You're lucky I'm so clutch.
Today's word: GENUINE!

Originally meant "placed on the knees." In Ancient Rome, a father legally claimed his newborn child by sitting in front of his family and placing his child on his knee.

"L. genuīnus, f. genu KNEE; the original reference was to the recognition of a new-born child by the father placing it on his knees."

"You rock the whole world."

After the election of President Obama, hundreds of 6-14-year-olds in cities across the country were asked: "What should President Obama do now?" Proceeds benefit 826 National, a network of nonprofit writing and tutoring centers around the country.

Students from all over the country reach out to the 44th President, speaking to the issues closest to their hearts, relating their life stories, and asking for help. Topics include the economy, education, war, global warming, race relations in America and immigration. The book also includes letters about snow cones, puppies, microwavable burritos, dinosaur projects, multiplication and the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, reportedly haunting a White House bedroom.

"Dear President Obama,

I want to tell you hi. Do you work with Santa Claus? Can I meet you in your house? Can I say bye to you after I meet you? And then can I meet you again? And then again after that?

Sergio Magana, age 5, San Francisco"

"Dear President Obama,

I am 10 years old. I am a nice girl and I like to write. I wish you could be the first president of all the world. Obama, when I went trick-or-treating on Halloween, people were giving me candy and telling me to vote for you. Obama, I think it will be better if you tell the people that sell TVs, and all those things, to sell them for a lower price, because my mom and my dad are not working and not getting a lot of money. I want people that are not in a house and don't work to get something for Christmas. Obama, if I were president, I would change a lot of things in this world.

Paulina Rojas, age 10, Los Angeles"

"Dear Barack Obama,

Congrats on becoming the president of the United States and slaughtering John McCain. I think that, unlike W., you should dodge other countries and not shoes. You should not be so quick to go to war and negotiate with terrorists. I like what you said about bringing the troops home from Iraq.

If you like my letter, know that it's from

D'andre "the King" Legrand, age 12, Brooklyn"

"Dear Barack Obama,

You are one of my friends. I cannot believe you are president. In our community, you're the best guy I've ever seen. You rock the whole world. I cannot believe you did such an awesome job.


Jennifer Navarreto, age 10, Brooklyn"

"You are just like a big me.

Avante Price, age 7, Seattle"

- Link

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Rochester: Made For Living

I'm pretty sure Emilio Rojas is a great MC. Is he the new thing I cannot live without or am I just in love with the production? Or, wait--is it just that I like that jaunty little scarf he's sporting?

This always happens with my new boyfriends. I can't tell if I really like him and the things he says to me, or if I just like his guitar loops and keyboard stabs.

Go on about your business; you'll be notified when the final decision has been made.

"Just Relax" - Noah ft. Blu

"Women are the greatest creations that God has given me. They drive me crazy."

- Blu

Cassette MP3 Playerrrrrrr

I'm SO '90s, so in theory I should love this deeply and intensely...but ehhhh.
It's beautiful and well-built, but kind of gimmick-y--sort of like me, except for the "beautiful" part.

"It really gets no better than a stripped down cassette shaped mp3 player. This conceptual work of wonder comes complete with hideaway USB connector, headphone jack, and a tiny screen that showing elapsed song time. Add in the fact that charging and song changing are done by twisting the tapes spools and it becomes crystal clear that I need one of these immediately."

Let me invade yr space

All my young male Coachella/SXSW attendees, start your engines.
So cute, I think I just passed out.

Phoenix - "1901"

This is dangerously close to sounding like a Fall Out Boy song, what with that catchy hook and lovely
chord progression, but I am comforted by the fact that it's those French boys Phoenix. Pete Wentz is in his Ativan/eyeliner/flatiron world far, far away and there's no danger of him tainting this. I can't guarantee you'll like this unless you are a girly girl with breasts and soft skin such as myself; however, I like it (a great deal, like to a ridiculous degree).

01:21 is when I really start to wish you were here to make out with me, with this on the hi-fi...

or maybe just jump around the room and have a pillow fight with me, with this on the hi-fi.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Eyes on the prize

Perhaps you did not hear me the first time, when I told you that I set goals for myself and then I achieve them.

Whut in thee HELL

I unleashed a string of superlatives when I clicked here and heard this situation!

Final score: 8.3/10

We all know Dubya hate is nothing new so the design is a little obvious, but not so obvious that I was able to think of this and then mass-produce and sell it in order to fund my disgusting record store/bikini addictions. Ah well. You cannot, in fact, knock the hustle. I see you, Print Liberation. Well played, gentlemen.

- Link

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Scrabble benches & pillows!!

Next-next-NEXT LEVELS ahmayzing. I need these for my little nerd abode in K-town.

This is what KAWS looks like?

Aw, he's just a nice Jersey boy.

Sunday morning

Saturday, February 21, 2009

I am terrible and must be stopped or contained in some way

I have like 17 onesies and 85 bathing suits, yet I am 99% certain that unless I get these 2 items it will be impossible for me to go on living.

If you are a hipless wonder, as evidenced below in the VS catalog, you are not killing it in this attire.
Leave it to the professionals, please, ladies.*

Friday, February 20, 2009

Cool Kids, "Pennies"

Goddammit if I don't love some coke raps

and brightly-colored, mag-wheeled nerd raps

still, after all this time.

Not really new, but new to me cuz I don't play NBA 2K9:

Colin Munroe ft. Young Buck - "I'm Fine"

OMG I'm such a girly, girly girl. There's no hope for me.
I'm so sorry I like this, you guys, but these things just can't be helped. I must point out Colin's Canadian-ness as evidenced by the fact that he says "grade 9" and that's kinda charming. It's like when a young Logan first heard those crazy kids on "Degrassi" (the original, dummies--not the Drake version).

Southern Hoes-pitality, Northern Exhoes-ure

I'm only like 8 years late with this one, kids:

  • “Ludacris heavily favors the East Coast to the West, save for Seattle, San Francisco, Sacramento, and Las Vegas.”
  • “Ludacris travels frequently along the Boswash corridor.”
  • “There is a ‘ho belt‘ phenomenon nearly synonymous with the ‘Bible Belt’.”
  • “Ludacris has hoes in the entire state of Maryland.”
  • “Ludacris has a disproportionate ho-zone in rural Nebraska. He might favor white women as much as he does black women, or perhaps, girls who farm.”
  • “Ludacris’s ideal ‘ho-highway’ would be I-95.”
  • “Ludacris has hoes in the Midway and Wake Islands. Only scientists are allowed to inhabit the Midway Islands, and only military personnel may inhabit the Wake Islands. Draw your own conclusion.”

Geopolitical game proper

I'm sure we all remember when Mos Def taught us that beef is Iraq, the West Bank, and Gaza Strip.

"The past few years have seen a sharp increase of literature and analysis that has sought to document and challenge Israeli apartheid, including reports issued by major international bodies and human rights organizations and findings published by political leaders, thinkers, academics, and activists. Many of these efforts have highlighted the role that could be played by people and governments across the world in providing solidarity with the Palestinian struggle by exerting urgent pressure on Israel to alter its current structure and practices as an apartheid state...

The aim of IAW is to contribute to this chorus of international opposition to Israeli apartheid and to bolster support for the BDS campaign in accordance with the demands outlined in the July 2005 Statement: full equality for Arab-Palestinian citizens of Israel, an end to the occupation and colonization of all Arab lands – including the Golan Heights, the Occupied West Bank with East Jerusalem and the Gaza Strip – and dismantling the Wall, and the protection of Palestinian refugees’ right to return to their homes and properties as stipulated in U.N. resolution 194.

In previous years IAW has played an important role in raising awareness and disseminating information about Zionism, the Palestinian liberation struggle and its similarities with the indigenous sovereignty struggle in North America and the South African anti-Apartheid movement. Join us in making this a year of struggle against apartheid and for justice, equality, and peace."

The Fifth Annual Israeli Apartheid Week March 1 - 8, 2009

"First launched in Toronto in 2005, IAW has grown to become one of the most important global events in the Palestine solidarity calendar. Last year, more than 25 cities around the world participated in the week's activities, which also commemorated 60 years since the expulsion of the Palestinian people from their homes and land in 1947-1948. IAW 2008 was launched with a live broadcast from the South African township of Soweto by Palestinian leader and former member of the Israeli Knesset, Azmi Bishara.

This year, IAW occurs in the wake of Israel's barbaric assault against the people of Gaza. Lectures, films, and actions will make the point that these latest massacres further confirm the true nature of Israeli Apartheid. IAW 2009 will continue to build and strengthen the growing Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) movement at a global level."

- Link

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Dilla Says Go

Get 'em, DJ Diabetic.

P.O.S., "Goodbye"

Oh Minnesooota, you and your depressed individuals laying it down over beats. This dude's flowage & wordplay is not so cute to me but I have a mental block due to my throbbing dislike of Rhymesayers ('cept that MF Doom record) so I might actually grow to like it once a little time passes.
For now, though, enter the instrumental.

PS--Worst Producer Name in North America goes to you, Lazerbeak.

Mostly it's 1:12-1:22, esp the cymbal at 1:17, that's giving my life meaning at the present time.

Ghosts appear and fade awaayyyyyy Men At Work singer receives death threat from guitarist

Men At Work's guitarist has reportedly been arrested for allegedly threatening to kill the band's lead singer.

Ronald Strykert, 51, was taken into custody by Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies on Friday (February 13) on the charge of making criminal threats against frontman Colin Hay.

Strykert allegedly threatened Hay in December 2007, and missed his arraignment last May on the misdemeanour charge, reports the Los Angeles Times. Strykert has denied making the threat."


They are the Chris & Rihanna of '80s Australian melodic pop. Even though it is unfortunate, it's really just an excuse for me to post THIS!:

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I am in slight girl love with Camilla Belle

but only in this pic.
Being a skinny girl and having thick eyebrows means that you are basically murdering the game right now.*
It's science.


Geneva Convention game proper

Sorry to be so preachy and maybe a little condescending (bold print=pay attention, dunnies), but next to cute boys, bathing suits, hating, fantasy football, looking really fresh, and music, leftist political discourse is my most favorite thing in life and if this little affair we've started is going to work out I need you to support me in that.

Investigating Bush's Crimes
by Scott Horton February 18, 2009

When the Obama transition team opened a questions referendum on its popular website in December, one issue quickly soared to the top. "Will you appoint a Special Prosecutor (ideally Patrick Fitzgerald) to independently investigate the gravest crimes of the Bush Administration, including torture and warrantless wiretapping?" And when Obama stepped to the microphone at his first presidential press conference, the question came again, this time with reference to a Congressional call for a truth commission. Obama's response: "My view is also that nobody is above the law, and if there are clear instances of wrongdoing, that people should be prosecuted just like any ordinary citizen; but that generally speaking, I'm more interested in looking forward than I am in looking backwards." The answer was a slight variation on the theme he has struck consistently since the final days of his campaign. But what does it mean with respect to the criminal accountability of Bush-era policy-makers? Many are inclined to hear confirmation of their hopes--Republicans eager to see the disastrous Bush years passed over without more fuss will stress the intention not to "look back," while Obama supporters who embraced his strong criticism of Bush's torture and surveillance policies will emphasize his observation that "nobody is above the law." Others are displeased with the ambiguity and press for a conclusive decision on the question.

But these exchanges give us the essence of the "no drama Obama" style: he builds support with lofty rhetoric, giving some sense of his policy objectives, but he consciously avoids committing himself to any particular resolution. Obama is not being coy, I think. He means precisely what he says. Accountability is not a part of his affirmative agenda, least of all for his first hundred days, on which the long-term success or failure of his presidential term may hang. An economic stimulus package, healthcare initiatives and a series of foreign policy challenges occupy center stage. Even in the Justice Department, Obama's first objectives involve restoring the institution's self-confidence and resurrecting its historical role in civil rights and voting rights enforcement. It's not that Obama and his senior advisers see the accountability issue as inherently unimportant--on the contrary, they readily admit that it may be the key to long-term resolution of a series of questions surrounding the abusive extension of presidential power. But it is clearly a back-burner issue for them, something better addressed near the end of his first term or, better still, during a second term.

Obama's problem is that a growing number of Americans are concerned about what the Bush administration did and are eager to press the issue. The extent of public concern has been reflected in several recent public opinion polls, including one in February by USA Today showing that nearly two-thirds of Americans support investigations of the Bush administration's use of torture and warrantless wiretapping; roughly 40 percent support criminal investigations.

And the shift in public opinion is not the only thing transforming the environment in Washington on this issue. Susan Crawford, a Cheney protégée and the senior Bush administration official responsible for the military commissions in Guantánamo, told the Washington Post's Bob Woodward that she refused to approve the charges against Mohammed al-Qahtani because he had been tortured. Torture is, of course, a felony under US law, and if multiple figures are involved, it might well be "conspiracy to torture," a separate crime. As ABC News reported and President Bush later confirmed, the full book of proposed techniques to which Qahtani was subjected had been approved by the National Security Council, headed by Bush. A senior Obama Justice figure remarked after reading the Crawford interview that it would be "impossible to sweep the matter under the carpet." That's a view that seems to be shared by US allies and United Nations officials, who, pointing to Crawford's admissions, are asking why the United States has failed to introduce a criminal inquiry into how torture came to be practiced as a matter of US policy. Articles 4 and 5 of the Convention Against Torture require the United States to prohibit torture under domestic criminal law and to investigate and prosecute incidents in which it is practiced. The failure even to begin criminal investigations has placed the United States in breach of its obligations under the treaty, a point that even torture apologists like University of Chicago Law School professor Eric Posner freely concede.

President Bush was widely expected to issue blanket pardons to those involved in his interrogations and surveillance programs, but he did not do so. Moreover, the Bush administration's tenuous claim to legality for its torture programs was ended immediately after Obama assumed office, when he directed a reassessment of interrogation policies and revoked all of the relevant Bush-era Justice Department opinions with the stroke of a pen.

Obama has been careful to avoid any suggestion that he or his senior officers are directing a criminal investigation or prosecution of the Bush-era torture enablers. He is right to do so. The criminal justice system of a democratic state should not operate like a well-oiled military machine taking its cue from the commander in chief. It requires professional prosecutors who operate with critical detachment from political officials when they pursue criminal investigations. Moreover, the painful circumstances of the torture and surveillance programs, particularly the fact that senior Justice Department officials were complicit in their implementation at almost every step, make it an ethically doubtful proposition for the Justice Department even to take up the matter.

Up to this point, political influence has been used to block accountability. Investigations are still under way at the Justice Department and other agencies that touch on important aspects of the Bush administration's detainee policy. One probe is looking into the mysterious destruction of evidence of interrogations using highly coercive techniques that was sought in pending criminal cases. Another probe, nearly complete, is examining the circumstances behind the crafting of the notorious torture memos in the black hole of the Bush Justice Department, the Office of Legal Counsel. Under the Bush administration, these and other investigations were often bottled up, as senior officials refused to cooperate and the White House--which functioned as the nerve center for Justice Department political operations--refused to turn over documents. On occasion, they were shut down directly by order of President Bush. One criminal investigation launched by FBI agents at Guantánamo was ordered closed by the head of the Justice Department's criminal division, Alice Fisher, who may herself emerge as a target of a criminal investigation. Under the transparency policies Obama announced during his first week, and under the detainee policies he is busily putting in place, the administration will unblock internal probes and mandate that federal employees, including White House employees, cooperate with them. Realization that this was in the works may have given rise to President Bush's January 16 "gag letters" issued to Karl Rove, Harriet Miers and Joshua Bolten, instructing them to keep quiet in the face of a Congressional probe about their dealings with the Justice Department.

Leading Congressional Democrats are proposing a way forward. In January House Judiciary Committee chair John Conyers announced a blue-ribbon panel to be appointed to conduct an investigation. He is also proposing that the statute of limitations be modified to take the time pressure off potential criminal investigators. Senate Judiciary Committee chair Patrick Leahy put forth a proposal of his own a few weeks later in a presentation at Georgetown University. Leahy pressed the idea of a "truth commission," similar to the approach used in South Africa after the fall of the apartheid regime. Bush administration officials who come forward and offer a full accounting of their deeds could get immunity for their testimony; those who keep silent or give false statements could face prosecution. The Leahy and Conyers approaches share a number of elements, including the notion that the commission would consist of eminent people who are "above the political fray," would get subpoena power and would be fully staffed and resourced. Both Conyers and Leahy cite the 9/11 Commission as a model--a Congressionally authorized commission backed by presidential authority, a hybrid model that would eliminate some of the potential legal challenges that a purely Congressional commission might face. Conyers is, however, far more concerned about building a solid record that can form the basis of prosecutions, whereas Leahy offers immunity as a reward for candor.

There are unmistakable signs of momentum in support of a commission approach in Washington. Nancy Pelosi and other Democratic Congressional leaders who once sang in the "let's forgive and forget" choir are now signaling their support for a commission. But what about the Obama White House? Following a meeting between Leahy and Greg Craig, Obama's White House counsel, the White House was committed only to an ongoing discussion.

But the commission approach may, depending on some critical details, offer the best solution to the impasse. Moreover, it may well suit Obama's needs for the commission to be the creation and initiative of Congress rather than of his administration. It would allow a comprehensive investigation without embroiling the White House in the process. A commission would be in a position to put to rest some persistent questions, particularly regarding how torture came to be embraced as a matter of policy and whether the administration ever got actionable intelligence from tortured suspects that could conceivably offset the immense damage that torture has done to the moral authority of the United States around the world. Most significant, if a commission recommended a criminal investigation to the Attorney General, and if it recommended appointment of a special prosecutor, that would deflect suggestions that the process was "political."

On the other hand, investigative commissions do not actually do justice. They cannot bring charges, and in the process of granting immunity for testimony they can muddy the waters for a later prosecutor. Any commission would need the advice and guidance of professional prosecutors, who could help to assure that it would prudently exercise the right to grant immunity and would avoid damaging future prosecutions.

Criminal investigations and prosecutions might be avoided under the Leahy approach and might be delayed under the Conyers approach. But whatever approach is finally settled upon, it seems increasingly clear that there will be multiple investigations: a commission of some sort, Congressional hearings (which are promised in any event) and internal probes within the government, which will likely be pursued delicately and quietly.

Though the wheels of justice grind slowly, they grind exceeding small. One year from today, it is likely that a large number of the secret documents that form the backbone of Bush detention policy will be public and many of their authors will have been publicly interrogated about them. We will have a better sense of how torture crept into the American interrogations system and whose authority was invoked to ram it through in the face of legal hurdles once thought insurmountable. And one year from today, we will probably still be asking whether any of the authors of this national tragedy will or should be prosecuted. That outcome is not likely to satisfy either side of the debate. But it may well be consistent with the interests of justice, which demands a complete exploration of the facts before anyone is held to account. That outcome fully reflects the Obama style.

- Link