I am terrible and must be stopped or contained in some way

I have like 17 onesies and 85 bathing suits, yet I am 99% certain that unless I get these 2 items it will be impossible for me to go on living.

If you are a hipless wonder, as evidenced below in the VS catalog, you are not killing it in this attire.
Leave it to the professionals, please, ladies.*

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