1. Rappers* M1 hates = rappers I hate!
(Further proof that he and I are soul mates.)
"Asher, make something else for me."
* loosely used
2. My mind's my nine/my pen's my Mac-10.
This is pretty and makes me feel nice inside when I stare at it.
3. Eskay redeems himself for past transgressions by posting this for my enjoyment:
Original, superior (those drums at the beginning and horns on the break, OMG, yes please), but video-less original version here.
4. 2 among my large collection of boyfriends of Judaic persuasion are the ItsTheReal boys Jeff and Eric, who are so self-aware and ironic it hurts and bust on themselves for being pale-faced rap music aficionados and think they're funnier than they actually are. So basically they are pretty much me, except Jewish and cute and with boy parts.