Mrs. Prez is a dimepiece. Sean Carter & the son of god.

1. The airbrushin' and fake-body-parts-lovin' squad over at my favorite mag Maxim have crowned Michelle Obama the 93rd hottest woman in the world. Like many things in my life, I can't tell if this is ridiculously awful or kinda fresh.

As long as the editors didn't use the phrase "She could get it"* in determining her placement on the list, I guess I can endorse this.





2. I'm pretty sure this is not a joke. All the Jesus people keep saying that he'll be returning any day now, at which point I'll ask, "The Ruler's back?" And we'll all laugh & laugh.

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* Use of this phrase automatically gives the speaker immediate placement on the "Dudes Who Will Not Be Seeing Me Naked" list. UGH.