Saturday, May 23, 2009

Back in '83 I was an MC sparking*: Stuart Scott, stop it

Stuart Scott decided to kill my soul at *halftime during today's game and ask LeBron (that's "The Bron" in French, you guys) what he was thinking when he attempted Le Shot last night and beat Le Buzzer.

Stuart Scott, the key points I would like to address with you are
what the hell is your problem,
a cliche,
that's dumb,
please don't do that.

OH, and what The Bron was thinking was JesusfuckingchristpleasepleasepleasePLEASEohhgodpleeeease when the ball left his fingertips. You can't even cuss on basic cable, though, so your question is rendered even more useless than previously thought, Stu.

A more interesting discussion would have centered around Chris Andersen's hair/substance abuse/tattoo game and how it is the tightest in all the land. "Honky Tonk" across the stomach, drivin all the ladies wild.


danps said...

Actually he was thinking, we just have to take this one game at a time. And deduct 5 music dork points for using Byzantium instead of Constantinople. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

Logan said...

Oh Daniel. It was Byzantium, THEN Constantinople, THEN Istanbul. I am deducting no points because I was aware of this fact but was limited by the space inside the thought bubble. Nice try, Internet comrade. Love, Logan.

will.Z said...

Andersen's "substance abuse/tattoo game".. classic...

I lost a tad bit of respect for Mark Jackson when he tried mocking him after Odom threw down a dunk on him..

"Take that, Biiiiiirdman".. Sheesh, so much for journalistic objectivity.