Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Headband x The Gay Fish. Respectful snaps. Brass, Snoop, Paris. And Ian, just because.

1. The Machine, Slavic fierceness, 808s, heartbreak, etc., for that dumb little team from Texas last night.

PS, I never realized before that lyrics this impossibly awful and unintentionally comical have actually been laid down over a beat by The Gay Fish. Clearly I knew he was a problem, but this is next-levels terribleness. You got a lotta nerve, Mr. West.

"Standing at my podium
I'm trying watch my sodium

Die high blood pressure

You even let the Feds getcha


2. Respectful "Yo Mama" jokes!

"Yo mama is so supportive of you and your efforts that I wouldn't be surprised if you were incredibly successful as a result."

"Yo mama is so Internet-savvy she should start her own social-networking site designed specifically for moms. It would be really popular."

This situation called the Hot 8 Brass Band...never heard of 'em and I love 'em.
My people have informed me that this single will be sold at Turntable Lab, which might convince me to lift that boycott I ordered after the tragic event known as the "Ash Roth Debacle of 2009."

It's like that and as a matter of fact (rat-tat-tat-tat):

4. Ian. Just because.

(wish I could give photo credit, but I don't know where it's from. Thank you for the lovely image, anonymous photog)

1 comment:

willZ. said...

I hate that silly thing in "Sasha's" hair... Other than Bryant, easily the most unlikable Laker on the roster ;/