...was born on this day in the year nineteen hundred and forty eight, thereby changing your life cuz there'd be no music nerdage from me without Eno. Brian deserves a big fat birthday card from you; show some goddamn respect, new jacks! (just kiddin, love you guys. xo.)
Eno equals my childhood when I was steeped in music nerdery, which equals a grown n' legal vinyl fiend ambiguously ethnic blogger of the female persuasion who is obsessed with music nerdery, which equals fun and wonderful any way you look at it.
(He doesn't care for coke raps, but I can look beyond that).
Second verse, same as the first.