Saturday, May 30, 2009

Weezy pleads with you not to get it twisted

"Just so no one gets it twisted: the Lakers are winning the NBA Finals."

- Wayne, in a really transparent attempt to get me to go out to dinner with him.

(I didn't want to hurt his feelings by saying no, but then I remembered those
162,000 other skinny female Caucasoid types who are ready to step in)

Someday, I will move to Los Angeles and live out my destiny to become a true loyal Lakers fan at every home game like Jack Nicholson. I will live next to Hugh Hefner [there's that endless stream of willing female Caucasoids again!] and I will be at the Staples Center nightly, because that is my destiny.

(I wish he had said "density," like that part in Back to the Future)

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