Imogen Pools is a biter.

WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE SO THAT I MAY THROW THE PENALTY FLAG.
Holding, offsides, interference, roughing the passer, illegal use of hands, tripping.

She is a British actress (28 Weeks Later) who is attempting to one-up me with the stuntery below.

Elle, April '09

Fine, except the thing is, come see me when you get yourself an original copy of Ghetto Music*, Imogen!
Yeah I said it.
You are not, in fact, as vinyl-nerd-ish as me, nor are you even close to being as hiphop as me, and you damn sure ain't as BDP as me.

Here's the door, here's your hat, coat, and mitt
Cause here we read from the blueprint


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"Mr. Burns arms" - my mother the comedian