Todd Westphal, I gotta man

I only have a certain amount of time in the day to devote to romance, and my affections are constantly being fought for by about a million hustlers of the sonic landscape.
I just can't take on yet another boyfriend at this time. Your work is lovely, however. I'll invite you over so we can hang out as friends, and you can look longingly at me while you wait for me to drop all the other dudes and finally tell you that you're the one. OH TODD.

"Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment.
There is no why."

-Vonnegut. yet. again.

OH, you didn't get the memo that PE is the theme of the weekend?