Esser tells it.

"I was looking for a job/and then I found a job..."
Oh wait, wrong dude. I'm thinking of the one he bit his whole style from.

Esser is annoying and British and wrote a song called "I Love You," which is super non-epic and annoying except for the fact that it contains the line

"Love is no excuse for bad art."

I am Logan and I have approved this message.