Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Headband x The Gay Fish. Respectful snaps. Brass, Snoop, Paris. And Ian, just because.

1. The Machine, Slavic fierceness, 808s, heartbreak, etc., for that dumb little team from Texas last night.




PS, I never realized before that lyrics this impossibly awful and unintentionally comical have actually been laid down over a beat by The Gay Fish. Clearly I knew he was a problem, but this is next-levels terribleness. You got a lotta nerve, Mr. West.

"Standing at my podium
I'm trying watch my sodium

Die high blood pressure

You even let the Feds getcha
"

OH DEAR.


2. Respectful "Yo Mama" jokes!

"Yo mama is so supportive of you and your efforts that I wouldn't be surprised if you were incredibly successful as a result."

"Yo mama is so Internet-savvy she should start her own social-networking site designed specifically for moms. It would be really popular."



3.
This situation called the Hot 8 Brass Band...never heard of 'em and I love 'em.
My people have informed me that this single will be sold at Turntable Lab, which might convince me to lift that boycott I ordered after the tragic event known as the "Ash Roth Debacle of 2009."

It's like that and as a matter of fact (rat-tat-tat-tat):






4. Ian. Just because.

(wish I could give photo credit, but I don't know where it's from. Thank you for the lovely image, anonymous photog)



1 comment:

willZ. said...

I hate that silly thing in "Sasha's" hair... Other than Bryant, easily the most unlikable Laker on the roster ;/