So you drank a magical juice or took a magical pill that would enable you to hit a round object flying at you at 100 mph, then run around in a diamond formation in a faster/more superhuman way, yaaay. I'm shocked and/or appalled. You're still one of the most boring humans in the world of sports, A-Rod. Nice work. Nobody cares. Also, Bob Costas--please see yourself out. You're 5'6" and you're extra dramatic whenever you appear on my television set. Go home, nerd.
Dude who flew plane into water, nobody cares. With a nickname like "Sully" I thought you were from Southie in Boston; you tricked me. "60 Minutes" is my joint, but you and your big dumb fake humbleness wrecked it for me last night. Nice work.
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