Faux News moron/jerkface Major Garrett demands to know, goddammit, why in thee hale Barack HUSSEIN Obama has refused to choose a place in which to worship the lord. "After all, it was something he said during the campaign as a goal for January; last time I checked, it's JUNE. He's looking for the perfect mosque for himself and Michelle and the girls, isn't he? Isn't he?" Then he needed his blankie and a nap.
"Is a minister being brought into the White House to help Obama talk to Jesus?" asks a lady moron/jerkface in the back to really bring it home.
The big burning question to these duns is which four walls the President has selected to be his house of worship, since there is nothing more important in all the land for the citizens of this nation to be concerned about. Except, oh wait, I hear that there's been some...unpleasantness in a country called Iran recently, there are about 12 Americans left at this point who have health insurance, the global and American economies are on life support, and basically the whole world is gonna blow up. President Dreamboat is occupied with these matters so cut out the hating/stuntery immediately, Fox News herbs*. Rupert Murdoch, you and your droogs will still most definitely not be seeing me naked. Please see yourself out.
*diss circa '91!
Monday, June 22, 2009
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