Earlier this week, a tall, athletic man from Ohio decided to show off his finest d-bag swagger in Paris.
Good LORD. THIS GUY.
Stay tuned for when I wear my shirt that says "Human female who rules" or "LA girl in a bathing suit with a lot of records."
Dearest LeBron, I like the whole chalk thing, it's pretty fresh. Additionally, you are an excellent athlete. That "witness" bit is stupid, though. Oh and also, Adam Morrison has 1 more championship ring than you, boo boo.
"Check my porn/'80s motorcycle cop stache.
You are all witnesses."