
Earlier this week, a tall, athletic man from Ohio decided to show off his finest d-bag swagger in Paris.
Good LORD. THIS GUY.
Stay tuned for when I wear my shirt that says "Human female who rules" or "LA girl in a bathing suit with a lot of records."
Dearest LeBron, I like the whole chalk thing, it's pretty fresh. Additionally, you are an excellent athlete. That "witness" bit is stupid, though. Oh and also, Adam Morrison has 1 more championship ring than you, boo boo.
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you are my wife. you just don't know it yet.
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