"Logan expressive, fun; great for sex romps" - British newspaper. And Isabel Allende is a genius.

See, I keep telling you guys to holler at the nerd in class cuz it will pay off in so many ways, but it's like you need scientific proof to really heed my words. Here we go.

Being smart but plain-looking means she's kind of a screamer in bed, she understands her nakedtime-activities partner better, and she has lots more magical orgasmic moments than her less-bright counterparts.
The line for my hand in marriage forms to the left, gentlemen.


The Telegraph:

"Intelligence, not beauty, is the deciding factor when it comes to enjoying sex, which will come as a great relief to clever-but-oh-so-plain girls everywhere. (hollerrrr)

A study has revealed that women endowed with emotional intelligence have superior sex lives because of their skill at expressing themselves and empathising* with their partner....
Bright women apparently have twice as many orgasms as their peers, (and) high levels of emotional intelligence also makes it easier for women to fantasise during foreplay.

Novelist Isabel Allende once famously declared that the G-spot is located in a woman's ears; words are the greatest aphrodisiac. Perhaps the reason why emotionally intelligent women have more fun is because they intuitively choose the best (or at least, most biddable) partners, who are imaginative (and) appreciative."

- Link

On my way to becoming a Vivid contract girl.

*British spelling. Adorable.