Friday, April 3, 2009

Jim Jones needs a nap, a bottle, and his blankie


OMG they made a movie about that incredibly talentless Harlem rapper who can't rap and nobody told me! Thanks a lot, jerks.

What we have here is a story about boys fighting and then each taking their toys and going home and not inviting each other to their big birthday party next week...in-fighting among dudes over the age of 10 is all
so ridiculously stupid but the comedy factor just keeps pulling me back in and I cannot turn away. I guess I just didn't realize that holding Capo status means concerning yourself with a whole lot of bitchery and grown-man-crybabyishness. However, I now see that it's part of the code. Ballinnnnnnn!
"In his new, full-length documentary, This Is Jim Jones (directed by Carly Carol), the 33-year-old Harlemite gives fans a rare glimpse into his life of glaring extremes; an existence punctuated by its star's perennial underdog status.

Chapter 4 breaks down Dipset’s tenuous relationship with Rocafella’s kingpin, Jay-Z.

In the film’s climactic moment (LOL--Dipset and the word "climactic" shouldn't ever be in the same vicinity cuz it just don't make sense), the story (from Jim’s point of view) behind Cam’s megahit “Oh Boy” is told. The “Oh Boy” beat (by Just Blaze) was allegedly intended for Jay-Z, and the “H to the Izzo” beat (by Kanye West) was originally bought by Cam’ron. According to the film, Kanye backtracked and gave his beat to Jay. Cam’ron then took the “Oh Boy” beat and murdered it (with Juelz), so Jay decided to jump on it with a feature. Cam heard Jay’s verse, deemed it wack, and made sure it didn’t see the light of day. According to Dame Dash, Jay then made moves to separate himself from his Harlem label affiliates (in addition to allegedly not letting them put their records out and not signing off on their budgets)."

Jim Jones: Fucking Kanye. Sells us a few beats. We watching the BET Awards, Jay-Z is about to perform his new single. He gets up there and it’s the beat that we bought from Kanye. That would be H-To-The-Izzo. So now we’re steaming. Just Blaze had the beats laying around−that was Jay’s beat−Cam says “shut the fuck up, we taking it.” And he blazed the Just Blaze beat. That was ours. Strong armed. Good looking Just Blaze.

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