Oh dear. Somebody bring me the "No Fucking Way" file, pretty please.
Storchy likes that white girl? I'm shocked, shocked, cuz when he tried to pull up my skirt and mount me in that bathroom stall at Mansion in Miami and would not STFU he seemed totally sober. Also, those hideous 50 Cent tracks he produced don't sound at all like they were made by an ostentatious coke monkey.
Also in the news today: I like records. Los Angeles is in California. Jay-Z has a lot of money. Ash Roth is the epitome of Caucasoid wackness.
Jewish Tony Montana here is apparently now back on the come-up and will soon bless us with tracks he made while sober. Wonderful.