Thursday, April 9, 2009

Big scary gay hurricane a-comin'

Umm "National Organization for Marriage" (ha!), I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now.


They're talking about the fact that God doesn't like it when people with the same sexual parts join each other in a mutually loving and respectful union. God cares about these things, obvs. He's got nothing better to do, or to think about.

But they're also talking about Barry O's Jesus-hating administration stomping all over their right to deny people quality medical care because the invisible man in the sky told 'em to. Perhaps a career other than medicine would've been a better choice for you then, hm? Let's think it through next time, yeah.


"Love is patient, love is kind, and is not jealous; love does not brag and is not arrogant, does not act unbecomingly; it does not seek its own (will), is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong suffered, does not rejoice in unrighteousness..." - Apostle Paul.

The morons in the video above have amended this statement, clarifying for us all that love can only take place when there is a penis and a vagina present.

UGH. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Hold me, the Jesus monsters are scary.

In conclusion...fuck off, Damon Owens. (Sorry, that's not ladylike. But good grief.)

1 comment:

danps said...

One would think these paragons of virtue would be in full throated revolt over divorce laws instead, since those are the things that actually end marriages and have therefore put the sacred institution under assault by the degenerate likes of, um, never mind.