1. Porn for English majors.
"You know, it makes one feel rather good deciding not to be a bitch. It’s sort of what we have instead of God."
Ernest Hemingway - The Sun Also Rises
2. People, there's a reason why I have an entire category on this web log called "A Lesbatronic Moment." Why hello there, ladies...
3. Os Mutantes are touring and I'm in. Also, Kurt Cobain wanted them to reunite in the '90s so they could tour with Nirvana. Had this event actually occurred, I would have shouted Next levels! from the rooftop and thanked the music gods/goddesses.
I see my future, and I am at the Echoplex, and it's August 28, and I look really cute in my jeans/heels uniform and I've gained 10 lbs, and when a dude comes up to me who I don't want to talk to, I pretend I only speak Portuguese! Yay.
"A Minha Menina"
A lua prateada se escondeu
E o sol dourado apareceu
Amanheceu um lindo dia
Cheirando a alegria
Pois eu sonhei
E acordei pensando nela
Pois ela é minha menina
E eu sou o menino dela
Ela é o meu amor
E eu sou o amor todinho dela
(The silver moon, the golden sun, the beautiful morning, waking up to your lovely girl; she's your love, and you love her. You don't really need the translation though, right? Just press play and it's all so clear. Swoon.)