“You are beautiful and smart and unique.”
Listening to '70s alien coke rock-funk and getting Native Tongued by '80s hip-hop gods will give you the same message as Oprah and the Dalai Lama. Plus the production is better (Sly and Red Alert, respectively! C'MON).
Stop being stubborn and just accept your perfection, why don't you.
If you loved me you'd listen to the whole thing, but if you want to skip ahead, the break is just before the 1-minute mark.