Friday, March 6, 2009

Sarah Shahi is my girlfriend


Of course she has the large, pretty eyes and ambiguously ethnic look. Of COURSE. Don't act like you just discovered the type of ladies I always develop intense, throbbing girl love for. Plus she's Spanish & Persian, two ethnicities that people always think I have at least a little of in my makeup. This probably makes me supremely narcissistic and that is a problem but it's not something we can't talk through and work out together, you guys.

Sarah, call me. YOUR SEX IS ON FIIIII-RE.


This has been my latest hot, pulsating lesbatronic moment. Thank you.



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you are narcissistic and it is fucking hot. lol.