Of course she has the large, pretty eyes and ambiguously ethnic look. Of COURSE. Don't act like you just discovered the type of ladies I always develop intense, throbbing girl love for. Plus she's Spanish & Persian, two ethnicities that people always think I have at least a little of in my makeup. This probably makes me supremely narcissistic and that is a problem but it's not something we can't talk through and work out together, you guys.
Sarah, call me. YOUR SEX IS ON FIIIII-RE.
This has been my latest hot, pulsating lesbatronic moment. Thank you.