Mixtape design atrocity! Code red!

I look at 8 jillion hip-hop-related sites a day and I'm constantly inundated with these images.
You forgot the glitter & unicorns, gentlemen.

I know these are put out quick, while your hot guest appearance is still relevant, BUT
Crooked I, Jim Jones, Lloyd Banks, et al: there's a lot of money surrounding you guys so your design aesthetic game needs to be tightened up. Just add a little to the budget and spend 5 extra mins. on the graphics, pleeeease.

Sha, camera's over here. Also, let's add the word "Cocaine" on there, because hey, why not.

George Lucas' lawyer is on line 1 for you, Styles P.

That scale should be tipped waaaay more in favor of the stacks of bills. That's just physics.

1. You look uncomfortable holding that firearm, Mr. Banks.
2. That dog looks like Spanky, my 12-year-old blind and feeble black lab.

OK, not sure where to begin here. Too much material.
These dudes won't even be talking to each other next week,
so I hope we can all appreciate the historical significance of this image.
1. Jim Jones, you always look dirty so take a shower please.
2. How you gonna turn the page in your Bible with your hand full of skull like that.
3. Santana looks like he broke the vase when he was playing ball in the house
and he's making the sadface so Mom will go easy on him.

"Logan, gain 15 lbs and YOU are my next mixtape cover model.
There's a Louis bag in it for you, mama."

"Careful, Christopher!" said the zombie, "That crow is trying to eat your luxurious coat!"