Tuesday, March 31, 2009
I enjoy televised sports competitions of skill and strategy (girly girl, but tomboyish tendencies/interests).
I also enjoy comedic things.
And if we could somehow combine these 2 situations with
a bathing suit,
and some verbal intercourse,
what we would have here is the holiest of holy compilations of Things That I Need Like the Air I Breathe.
I don't know why this stuff is so interesting/comical to me, but if you guys don't like it I guess you can scroll down to my posts about Ash Roth slowly killing my spirit or my latest girl crush or that Lou Donaldson break.
Shawn Kemp made the list, obvs. A lot of these are just petty and gossip-y, but that's fun so who cares.
I have culled the Best of the Best from the list for you guys--the All-Stars, if you will.
In conclusion, I must give special acknowledgement to the fact that a hockey player placed among the Top 10 (nice!) and the fact that Karl Malone is a bad, bad human being.
6. Karl Malone: likes guns & Beanie Babies & votes Republican. Oh, aaaand:
"NFL tackle Demetrius Bell is an offspring of Karl Malone. Karl has never had any contact with Demetrius, whose mother had him at the age of 13 years old when Malone was a sophomore at Louisiana Tech. When Bell was 18, Malone delivered a harsh message that, according to several reports, amounted to, "It's too late for me to be your father, and you'll earn your money on your own."
5. Evander: "Jesus wants me to procreate."
Ev, 42 wins & 10 losses is pretty good, but your stat of 11 kids with many different ladies is what makes you The Real Deal to me. Swoon.
1. Travis Henry: bad decision-maker all around.
11 kids, 10 different ladies.
Currently incarcerated for not helping to support his 11 kids with 10 different ladies...
and doing an impression of Ricky Ross. (KIs don't always open doors, Trav).