Sunday, March 22, 2009

I luuuuv mah marriage

DATELINE: Tampa. (This is not from The Onion, promise)

Man wearing an "I Heart My Marriage" t-shirt arrested for choking wife.


"The arrest report says that the couple were arguing over drugs, and during the fight at their home, (the man) screamed in his wife's face, threw things, grabbed her neck and strangled her, and knocked her to the ground."

Not funny, but kinda funny. C'mon.

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