“Shaolin Temple's kung fu monks prepare IPO.”
“The 1,500-year-old Shaolin Temple, the birthplace of kung fu, is preparing for an initial public offering (IPO), government sources have confirmed.
‘The joint venture will promote tourism in the region,’ said the source.
According to legend, the destruction of the temple by its enemies in the 17th century helped to spread martial arts across China as five fugitive monks carried their kung fu with them.” And then there were tigers and a bunch of chambers, and porno flick bitches, and that part when the little kid's dad cuts off all those heads of lords for the shogun and then leaves his samurai life and becomes a demon.
(Gary Grice obsession, '93 - present.)
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