Sunday, March 15, 2009

Passion Pit - "I've Got Your Number"


Everybody but me freaked the fuck out over "Sleepyhead" last year. I am pleased to announce that it's freaking the fuck out time in my world, and it's all because of this jammy!
Life is wonderful!


Ive Got Your Number - Passion Pit

Those hairdos are next levels, and I know these Massachusetts boys must have accents!
"Cambridge we go haahhhd/we go haaahhd."
Plus, hi, they're foxy in an Echo-Park-white-boy-5-years-ago kind of way,
although their earnest faces tell me that none of them are the slightest bit bad for me
and I don't detect a single substance abuse problem among the lot of them
so I'd lose interest reallll quick. Sorry, Mom.



In my head I am almost certain they Twitter each other all day about the banginest pea coats at that one thrift store and which one to wear to the studio for that Klaxons collab. "That jaunty scarf makes me so je-hell-ous, did Jen knit it for you?" "OMG I hate you, that Oxford shirt is the fierceness!" "You look totally cute!" "No, you do!" "No, YOU do!"



OBVS: "People Look Better When You Drink"

The "No Fucking Way" file is getting quite overloaded, but at least now there is scientific confirmation for the reason dudes kick game to me at La Cita but not at Amoeba or Trader Joe's. Frowny face.






People Really Do Look Better When You Drink
by Charles Q. Choi, Special to LiveScience

"
For the first time, scientists have proven that "beer goggles" are real — other people really do look more attractive to us if we have been drinking.

Surprisingly, the beer goggles effect was not limited to just the opposite sex among the ostensibly straight volunteers recruited for the study — they also rated people from their own sex as more attractive.

Scientists in England gave 84 heterosexual college students chilled lime-flavored drinks that were either non-alcoholic or given a dose of vodka equivalent in alcohol to a large glass of wine or a pint-and-a-half of beer.

After 15 minutes, the volunteers were shown photos of 40 other college students from both sexes. Both men and women who drank booze found these faces more attractive, "a roughly 10 percent increase in ratings of attractiveness," said researcher Marcus Munafo, an experimental psychologist at the University of Bristol in England.

The researchers also asked volunteers to rate their mood, "and there were no differences on those measures in the alcohol group compared to the no-alcohol group," Munafo added. "This suggests that the effect we observed wasn't due to a general change in mood."

...

The discovery that the effect is not specific to the opposite sex was surprising. One possibility is that alcohol generally makes us see things as more attractive, but when this occurs in social situations, such as at a bar, "this might become targeted at opposite-sex faces," Munafo said. By repeating the experiment with video clips shot at bars, the scientists hope to recreate those social cues and see what happens.

"The main question is whether these effects are specific to faces, or whether we would rate anything as more attractive after a drink," Munafo said.

Future research could expose people who have been drinking to landscapes or the faces of puppies and other animals, "to see if alcohol has a more general effect on perceiving beauty in the environment.""

- Link



Saturday, March 14, 2009

Outasight ft. Sixth Sense - "Rollin Wit Me"

This, Ash, is how Caucasian rap with a nasal delivery is done. Please see yourself out.

6th Sense, I see you're putting yourself in contention to possibly be my next boyfriend.
You keep up the ear candy and we'll see, my dear. We shall see.








Outasight on MySpace,
but nothing on there's as good as the track above.

Ghostface & DOOM - "Chinatown Wars"


More tortured brilliantness from Zev Love X, although the chorus is a bit too Onyx/M.O.P.-ish for somebody as girly as myself. That "Clap on....clap off" part is a shutter-downer every time, however. It excites me.

I need the instrumental in order to survive and, OMG,
did I mention it was produced by Oh No?!
OH MY. Click!



The Nobody Cares Report: Ash edition


Oh Ash, your simple words just don't move me.

I didn't think I could possibly hate you with any more heat of a thousand white-hot suns,
and then I saw this picture and it destroyed my retinas (retinae?).
There are about 18 THOUSAND things I find upsetting about this photograph.
Disappear...vamoose...you're wack to me.

SonofaBITCH I wish I had thought of this


Carterses galore, including this one dude (umm, Carter) who has some connection to The Hundreds-?
Somebody please explain; I'm like a doe lost in the woods.
Jay-Z, Beyonce, Murs, Wayne.




Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...





Area Dad Botches 'Princess Bride' Quote

LIVONIA, NY—Mere hours after watching Rob Reiner's classic 1987 film The Princess Bride with his children, area father William Loomis badly botched some of the most familiar lines from the movie, sources reported Monday. "My friend Laura came over and my dad greeted her at the door by saying, 'Hello. I am Diego Montoya. You killed my father. Now you will die,'" said Loomis' 17-year-old daughter Erica. "Then at dinner he started waving his wine glass and yelling, 'irreconcilable!' over and over again in this sort of Elmer Fudd voice. That's not even the right speech impediment." Loomis has a history of bungling well-known cultural references, most notably in 1985 when he spent all summer asking family members, "Where's the meat?"

Friday, March 13, 2009

My boyfriend gets outta jail today

He's the greatest rapper alive and we are in luuuuuv.
Gucci, I'm not always there when you call!/but I'm al-waaays on time!




"Good than a muthafucka"


Suga Free commercial for RJ's!
Look at him go to work on that poor pork chop. Knife & fork game proper.


Don Will (of Tanya Morgan) - "Laura’s Song"


"The album ‘
Don Cusack in High Fidelity‘ is a remake of the movie 'High Fidelity' (starring John Cusack). It is one of my favorite movies of all times. I feel that the movie has alot of parallel’s to my personal life, so many that I’ve decided to cast myself in the role of Rob Gordon (Cusack’s character) for the duration of this project."

Dude, except that every straight male with even the slightest interest in music feels that High Fidelity has "alot of parallel's" to his personal life. Originality points deducted. Thanks for playing.


(Focusing on the positive and being encouraging of other people's ventures is SO DULL, you guys! Life's too short.)

Hustle hard, stack paper
It's alright, ya'll haters
It's nothing, we major
You see me, HI HATER!





Sha Cronz ft. Raekwon - Untitled


1. "I get money, buy cars and spray things." Who is this Sha Cronz individual?
2. Who produced this? Stop trying to get me to sleep with you, sir.
Let's discuss our first date right after you release the instrumental, as this is the way to my heart; pay attention, please.

3. Everyone knows I love Rae but um 4 lines do not a hot guest appearance make.






Give the drummer some

Holy calamity, I'm the Marley Marl of the blogosphere!


Oh Word?


When it comes to days like this I got etymology to go.

It's kinda long today, kids; sorry.

Today's word: OSTRACIZE!


"The name is derived from the ostraka (singular ostrakon , ὄστρακον), referring to the potsherds or pieces of broken pottery that were used as voting tokens. Broken pottery, abundant and virtually free, served as a kind of scrap paper (in contrast to papyrus, which was imported from Egypt as a high-quality writing surface, and was thus too costly to be disposable).

Each year the Athenians were asked in the assembly whether they wished to hold an ostracism. The question was put in the sixth of the ten months used for state business under the democracy (January or February in the modern Gregorian Calendar). If they voted "yes", then an ostracism would be held two months later. In a roped-off area of the agora*, citizens scratched the name of a citizen they wished to expel on potsherds, and deposited them in urns. The presiding officials counted the ostraka submitted; if a minimum of six thousand votes were reached, then the ostracism took place: the officials sorted the names into separate piles, and the person receiving the highest number of votes was exiled for ten years."

- Link


Bonus supernerdage:

* AGORA: from Greek ageirein, "to assemble," The agora was an open "place of assembly" in ancient Greek city-states. Early in Greek history (900s–700s BCE), free-born male land-owners who were citizens would gather in the agora for military duty or to hear statements of the ruling king or council. Later in Greek history, the agora served as a marketplace where merchants kept stalls or shops to sell their goods amid colonnades.

The word agoraphobia, the fear of critical public situations, derives from agora in its meaning as a gathering place.

- Link

Wordemup

"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde."

Dolly Parton







Thursday, March 12, 2009

"I don't do this all the time, you are just that fine"





Bad Man! - Murs

Things that excite me & make me happy I am a girl, 03/12/09

Self-indulgent posts just bore me to tears, you guys. However:
  • Blu's voice. The tone, I mean.
  • Testosterone & scruffy-faced handsomeness.


Try it somewhere else, Keelay.
I'm trouble; you should probably stop pursuing me like that, sir.













  • Depp in Donnie Brasco.* Sonny Black kinda gives me special warm feelings, too. Oh Mr. Madsennnn.
  • Foot rubs like I'm Marcellus Wallace's wife.
  • The Black Keys, "When the Lights Go Out."


Yes please.




*


Posthumous Dilla, part 62

This does not annoy me in the slightest. There seems to be a new one every 6 mos. and it's never half-assed...they always cull the best of the best. Or possibly it's just that everything he did was great.*


"In honor of one of the great creative minds of the genre, Dilla's label has just announced a posthumous album titled Jay Stay Paid.

J$P is a 25-track LP of unreleased beats and lyrics pulled from Dilla's archives. Dilla's mother Maureen Yancy, also known as Ma Dukes, is helming the production booth (!) for J$P, and ace producer Pete Rock is on mix duty. The album is formatted like a radio show directed by Rock, with the requisite chatter and skits. MF DOOM (whoops, just DOOM), M.O.P., and Black Thought will provide guest vocals on some tracks.

"It wasn't rushed and it wasn't haphazard," says Ma Dukes in a statement. "This album combines what he did in the beginning of his career, what he did in some of our early hospital stays, which was very deep, and some stuff pulled from old floppy disks and DATs. It's mind blowing... this is like the missing links to Dilla's legacy."

Jay Stay Paid drops June 2 on Nature Sounds."


- Link
* Affirmative.



Wednesday, March 11, 2009

There's a quiet storm/and it never felt like this before



"Mendacity is a system that we live in.
Liquor is one way out and death's the other."

- Tennessee Williams


Peep game/I'm ridiculous, part 743. "Why yes, let's go sunbathe on the roof
with the newspaper and our whiskey bottle,
and take some pics to document the occasion."

What we have here is me + Jameson* ("gift" from my neighbor),

plus yet another goal I have set for myself and accomplished.
Is it evident I'm slightly intoxicated here? (one drink; everybody just calm down)
I am convinced you can see it but GF (lady photog) disagrees.


* "Sine metu" on the label = "without fear" in Latin!






"Everyday Normal Crew" - Jon Lajoie


This is about 3 minutes too long but goddammit if I don't love some Canadian parody raps.


"If you're hot bitches, we're too shy to talk to you."

"From Glass Joe to Macho Man he fucks shit up/then Tyson goes down with a star upper cut."

"Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right/then B-A-B-A-Select-Select-Start, you got 30 lifes."

"If the only ass you see's in porn, say hell yeah."


The great conflict of '09: XXL mag, April edition


Once again, I'm a little late with this one...but I still have not resolved the matter. To purchase this periodical, or no? Point/counterpoint:

- Feature on the making of ILLMATIC! (Nerd receptor overload)

Ummm, except that I already know pretty much the whole back story. Have we just met?

- Support XXL specifically, and hiphop publications generally

XXL is not a very good publication generally, nor a good hiphop publication specifically


- As far as I can tell, the issue is blissfully free of Asher Roth coverage! Also, gain insight into what 17 y/o white kids are discussing with their friends, downloading, wearing

Cam on the cover, a feature called "What the hell is emo rap?", use of the word "frenemies"; I am morally opposed to all



Tuesday, March 10, 2009

"Kanye is jealous." - Pitchfork

Yorke's remixing Zev Love X.


Oh my goodness.


Better in theory than reality, I presume. But that's OK, since we all know reality is overrated.

"Later this month, DOOM will drop his long-awaited comeback album BORN LIKE THIS. Yorke's worked his magic on "Gazzillion Ear", one of the songs from the album, and people who buy BORN LIKE THIS on iTunes will get the song as an iTunes-only bonus track. This could be pretty awesome, and it'll be even better if it convinces Yorke to dip his toe into rap beatmaking more often. I, for one, would love nothing more than to see Thom Yorke become the next Just Blaze.

Lex will release the BORN LIKE THIS on March 24."

Don't be mad, UPS is hirin'



The Suburban Smirk will NOT stay off of NahRight.com and I do not care for that.

I'm scared. Hold me.


Copywrite, you picked an easy, talentless target and I must deduct points for that. However, you get double points for: a) your past Def Jux affiliation, b) that Woody Allen line at 02:18, and c) doing the Lord's work.


Lemme show you my GOD SPOT

I was brought up in atheistic bliss by a family of heathens, with a dad who always comically referred to "the invisible man who lives in the sky," plus I'm a science dork, so that's why you guys get subjected to posts like this.
Droppin science like Galileo dropped a orange!


Also, I have a God spot but I'm pretty sure it's not what they're referring to here.








Scientists See God on the Brain
by Jeremy Hsu, staff writer
posted: 09 March 2009 05:04 pm ET


"Science can't say whether God represents a loving, vengeful or nonexistent being. But researchers have revealed for the first time how such religious beliefs trigger different parts of the brain.


Brain scans showed that participants fell back on higher thought patterns when reacting to religious statements, whether trying to figure out God's thoughts and emotions or thinking about metaphorical meaning behind religious teachings.


"That suggests that religion is not a special case of a belief system, but evolved along with other belief and social cognitive abilities," said Jordan Grafman, a cognitive neuroscientist at the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke in Bethesda, Maryland.


Such results fit with previous research which shows that no single "God spot" exists in the brain. Both believers and nonbelievers participated in the new study, detailed in this week's issue of the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.


A first part of the study established a range or spectrum of religious beliefs relating to God's perceived involvement in this world, God's perceived emotion, and personal experiences as opposed to abstract doctrine. The second part examined how participants responded to religious statements reflecting those beliefs, with the help of fMRI scanners.


The brain scans showed that people use known, higher-function brain regions to sort out their thoughts on God and religion. For instance, parts of the brain linked with theory of mind (ToM) lit up when trying to understand a supposedly detached God's intentions – although individual minds varied wildly when pondering a more involved God.


A possible explanation: "Probably because we would tend to use theory of mind when we were puzzled, concerned, or threatened by another’s behavior," Grafman told LiveScience.


People again relied on theory of mind, as well as brain regions that detect emotion through facial expression and language, when they read statements reflecting God's anger. Statements of God's love stimulated regions connected with positive emotions and suppression of sadness.


Unsurprisingly, statements of religious doctrine activated parts of the brain that help decode metaphor and abstractness. That contrasted with statements reflecting religious experience, which prodded the brain to retrieve memories and imagery of self in action.


Even statements that believers or nonbelievers disagreed with produced intriguing results.


"Reading a statement that you have been asked to compare your own personal beliefs with certainly will activate your own belief system," Grafman pointed out. He and his colleagues observed brain regions relating to disgust or conflict lighting up in response.


One question that remains unanswered is whether religion evolved as a central functional preoccupation for human brains in early societies, or whether it simply relied on brain regions which had evolved for other types of thought-processing.


Future research may also try to see if human brains respond similarly for different religions, given that this study focused only on Western Christian beliefs.


"The more interesting studies will wind up comparing different belief systems with similar dimensions to see if they also activate the same brain areas," Grafman said. "If they do, we can better define why those brain areas evolved in humans.""