If my agent were doing his job I would've gotten the role of Girl #3 (the one who purloins some powder on the side) in Sheek's "Cocaine Traffic King" video, which
features an exceedingly clean kitchen,and Styles P as a cartoony, completely non-threatening version of Nino Brown.
Basically the gig would consist of me wearing my hair down, wearing panties, trying not to cringe at lines like "(her) face in my crotch/eyes on my watch," and getting excited and yelling D-BLOCKKKK when the urge strikes. I already do all that, so I might as well get filmed and paid for it.
I'd ask P where he got that sweatshirt and brag about how the Raiders are going to be atop the AFC when this damn season is over. I'd stifle the question, "You're from Yonkers; how come you aren't wearing Jets gear?" And in my head, I'd play a spirited round of Dumbest Rap Names to pass the time on set (Sheek Louch, Red Cafe, Waka, CyHi da Prynce; Best Rap Name, though? Earl Sweatshirt)..
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You should... TUMBLR. You can create a tumblr account and you can sync you blogger blog with tumblr and it will automatically post your blogs there too. The benefit is that it is made easy to spread such spread worthy posts like yours. People can "heart" or like your posts and they can REBLOG it with like one or two clicks. I think it is easy to build a following there too. Which I think is important because your blog is too dope to be slept on. You should seriously consider it because it is stooopid easy and you can get more traction with relatively nooooo wooooork. Here is mine and you'll see what I am talking about.
http://ominousred.tumblr.com/
I am still CSSing the hell out of it. Should look a lot better but the end of the week.
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