Monday, February 23, 2009

Final score: 8.3/10

We all know Dubya hate is nothing new so the design is a little obvious, but not so obvious that I was able to think of this and then mass-produce and sell it in order to fund my disgusting record store/bikini addictions. Ah well. You cannot, in fact, knock the hustle. I see you, Print Liberation. Well played, gentlemen.




- Link


Sunday, February 22, 2009

Scrabble benches & pillows!!


Next-next-NEXT LEVELS ahmayzing. I need these for my little nerd abode in K-town.






This is what KAWS looks like?

Aw, he's just a nice Jersey boy.



Sunday morning

Saturday, February 21, 2009

I am terrible and must be stopped or contained in some way

I have like 17 onesies and 85 bathing suits, yet I am 99% certain that unless I get these 2 items it will be impossible for me to go on living.

If you are a hipless wonder, as evidenced below in the VS catalog, you are not killing it in this attire.
Leave it to the professionals, please, ladies.*

Friday, February 20, 2009

Cool Kids, "Pennies"


Goddammit if I don't love some coke raps


and brightly-colored, mag-wheeled nerd raps

still, after all this time.


Not really new, but new to me cuz I don't play NBA 2K9:

Colin Munroe ft. Young Buck - "I'm Fine"


OMG I'm such a girly, girly girl. There's no hope for me.
I'm so sorry I like this, you guys, but these things just can't be helped. I must point out Colin's Canadian-ness as evidenced by the fact that he says "grade 9" and that's kinda charming. It's like when a young Logan first heard those crazy kids on "Degrassi" (the original, dummies--not the Drake version).



Southern Hoes-pitality, Northern Exhoes-ure

I'm only like 8 years late with this one, kids:



  • “Ludacris heavily favors the East Coast to the West, save for Seattle, San Francisco, Sacramento, and Las Vegas.”
  • “Ludacris travels frequently along the Boswash corridor.”
  • “There is a ‘ho belt‘ phenomenon nearly synonymous with the ‘Bible Belt’.”
  • “Ludacris has hoes in the entire state of Maryland.”
  • “Ludacris has a disproportionate ho-zone in rural Nebraska. He might favor white women as much as he does black women, or perhaps, girls who farm.”
  • “Ludacris’s ideal ‘ho-highway’ would be I-95.”
  • “Ludacris has hoes in the Midway and Wake Islands. Only scientists are allowed to inhabit the Midway Islands, and only military personnel may inhabit the Wake Islands. Draw your own conclusion.”

Geopolitical game proper

I'm sure we all remember when Mos Def taught us that beef is Iraq, the West Bank, and Gaza Strip.


"The past few years have seen a sharp increase of literature and analysis that has sought to document and challenge Israeli apartheid, including reports issued by major international bodies and human rights organizations and findings published by political leaders, thinkers, academics, and activists. Many of these efforts have highlighted the role that could be played by people and governments across the world in providing solidarity with the Palestinian struggle by exerting urgent pressure on Israel to alter its current structure and practices as an apartheid state...

The aim of IAW is to contribute to this chorus of international opposition to Israeli apartheid and to bolster support for the BDS campaign in accordance with the demands outlined in the July 2005 Statement: full equality for Arab-Palestinian citizens of Israel, an end to the occupation and colonization of all Arab lands – including the Golan Heights, the Occupied West Bank with East Jerusalem and the Gaza Strip – and dismantling the Wall, and the protection of Palestinian refugees’ right to return to their homes and properties as stipulated in U.N. resolution 194.

In previous years IAW has played an important role in raising awareness and disseminating information about Zionism, the Palestinian liberation struggle and its similarities with the indigenous sovereignty struggle in North America and the South African anti-Apartheid movement. Join us in making this a year of struggle against apartheid and for justice, equality, and peace."

The Fifth Annual Israeli Apartheid Week March 1 - 8, 2009

"First launched in Toronto in 2005, IAW has grown to become one of the most important global events in the Palestine solidarity calendar. Last year, more than 25 cities around the world participated in the week's activities, which also commemorated 60 years since the expulsion of the Palestinian people from their homes and land in 1947-1948. IAW 2008 was launched with a live broadcast from the South African township of Soweto by Palestinian leader and former member of the Israeli Knesset, Azmi Bishara.

This year, IAW occurs in the wake of Israel's barbaric assault against the people of Gaza. Lectures, films, and actions will make the point that these latest massacres further confirm the true nature of Israeli Apartheid. IAW 2009 will continue to build and strengthen the growing Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) movement at a global level."

- Link

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Dilla Says Go



Get 'em, DJ Diabetic.


P.O.S., "Goodbye"


Oh Minnesooota, you and your depressed individuals laying it down over beats. This dude's flowage & wordplay is not so cute to me but I have a mental block due to my throbbing dislike of Rhymesayers ('cept that MF Doom record) so I might actually grow to like it once a little time passes.
For now, though, enter the instrumental.


PS--Worst Producer Name in North America goes to you, Lazerbeak.


Mostly it's 1:12-1:22, esp the cymbal at 1:17, that's giving my life meaning at the present time.




Ghosts appear and fade awaayyyyyy

NME.com: Men At Work singer receives death threat from guitarist

"
Men At Work's guitarist has reportedly been arrested for allegedly threatening to kill the band's lead singer.


Ronald Strykert, 51, was taken into custody by Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies on Friday (February 13) on the charge of making criminal threats against frontman Colin Hay.

Strykert allegedly threatened Hay in December 2007, and missed his arraignment last May on the misdemeanour charge, reports the Los Angeles Times. Strykert has denied making the threat."

-Link

They are the Chris & Rihanna of '80s Australian melodic pop. Even though it is unfortunate, it's really just an excuse for me to post THIS!:



Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I am in slight girl love with Camilla Belle

but only in this pic.
Being a skinny girl and having thick eyebrows means that you are basically murdering the game right now.*
It's science.



*

Geneva Convention game proper

Sorry to be so preachy and maybe a little condescending (bold print=pay attention, dunnies), but next to cute boys, bathing suits, hating, fantasy football, looking really fresh, and music, leftist political discourse is my most favorite thing in life and if this little affair we've started is going to work out I need you to support me in that.






Investigating Bush's Crimes
by Scott Horton February 18, 2009

























When the Obama transition team opened a questions referendum on its popular change.gov website in December, one issue quickly soared to the top. "Will you appoint a Special Prosecutor (ideally Patrick Fitzgerald) to independently investigate the gravest crimes of the Bush Administration, including torture and warrantless wiretapping?" And when Obama stepped to the microphone at his first presidential press conference, the question came again, this time with reference to a Congressional call for a truth commission. Obama's response: "My view is also that nobody is above the law, and if there are clear instances of wrongdoing, that people should be prosecuted just like any ordinary citizen; but that generally speaking, I'm more interested in looking forward than I am in looking backwards." The answer was a slight variation on the theme he has struck consistently since the final days of his campaign. But what does it mean with respect to the criminal accountability of Bush-era policy-makers? Many are inclined to hear confirmation of their hopes--Republicans eager to see the disastrous Bush years passed over without more fuss will stress the intention not to "look back," while Obama supporters who embraced his strong criticism of Bush's torture and surveillance policies will emphasize his observation that "nobody is above the law." Others are displeased with the ambiguity and press for a conclusive decision on the question.

But these exchanges give us the essence of the "no drama Obama" style: he builds support with lofty rhetoric, giving some sense of his policy objectives, but he consciously avoids committing himself to any particular resolution. Obama is not being coy, I think. He means precisely what he says. Accountability is not a part of his affirmative agenda, least of all for his first hundred days, on which the long-term success or failure of his presidential term may hang. An economic stimulus package, healthcare initiatives and a series of foreign policy challenges occupy center stage. Even in the Justice Department, Obama's first objectives involve restoring the institution's self-confidence and resurrecting its historical role in civil rights and voting rights enforcement. It's not that Obama and his senior advisers see the accountability issue as inherently unimportant--on the contrary, they readily admit that it may be the key to long-term resolution of a series of questions surrounding the abusive extension of presidential power. But it is clearly a back-burner issue for them, something better addressed near the end of his first term or, better still, during a second term.

Obama's problem is that a growing number of Americans are concerned about what the Bush administration did and are eager to press the issue. The extent of public concern has been reflected in several recent public opinion polls, including one in February by USA Today showing that nearly two-thirds of Americans support investigations of the Bush administration's use of torture and warrantless wiretapping; roughly 40 percent support criminal investigations.

And the shift in public opinion is not the only thing transforming the environment in Washington on this issue. Susan Crawford, a Cheney protégée and the senior Bush administration official responsible for the military commissions in Guantánamo, told the Washington Post's Bob Woodward that she refused to approve the charges against Mohammed al-Qahtani because he had been tortured. Torture is, of course, a felony under US law, and if multiple figures are involved, it might well be "conspiracy to torture," a separate crime. As ABC News reported and President Bush later confirmed, the full book of proposed techniques to which Qahtani was subjected had been approved by the National Security Council, headed by Bush. A senior Obama Justice figure remarked after reading the Crawford interview that it would be "impossible to sweep the matter under the carpet." That's a view that seems to be shared by US allies and United Nations officials, who, pointing to Crawford's admissions, are asking why the United States has failed to introduce a criminal inquiry into how torture came to be practiced as a matter of US policy. Articles 4 and 5 of the Convention Against Torture require the United States to prohibit torture under domestic criminal law and to investigate and prosecute incidents in which it is practiced. The failure even to begin criminal investigations has placed the United States in breach of its obligations under the treaty, a point that even torture apologists like University of Chicago Law School professor Eric Posner freely concede.

President Bush was widely expected to issue blanket pardons to those involved in his interrogations and surveillance programs, but he did not do so. Moreover, the Bush administration's tenuous claim to legality for its torture programs was ended immediately after Obama assumed office, when he directed a reassessment of interrogation policies and revoked all of the relevant Bush-era Justice Department opinions with the stroke of a pen.

Obama has been careful to avoid any suggestion that he or his senior officers are directing a criminal investigation or prosecution of the Bush-era torture enablers. He is right to do so. The criminal justice system of a democratic state should not operate like a well-oiled military machine taking its cue from the commander in chief. It requires professional prosecutors who operate with critical detachment from political officials when they pursue criminal investigations. Moreover, the painful circumstances of the torture and surveillance programs, particularly the fact that senior Justice Department officials were complicit in their implementation at almost every step, make it an ethically doubtful proposition for the Justice Department even to take up the matter.

Up to this point, political influence has been used to block accountability. Investigations are still under way at the Justice Department and other agencies that touch on important aspects of the Bush administration's detainee policy. One probe is looking into the mysterious destruction of evidence of interrogations using highly coercive techniques that was sought in pending criminal cases. Another probe, nearly complete, is examining the circumstances behind the crafting of the notorious torture memos in the black hole of the Bush Justice Department, the Office of Legal Counsel. Under the Bush administration, these and other investigations were often bottled up, as senior officials refused to cooperate and the White House--which functioned as the nerve center for Justice Department political operations--refused to turn over documents. On occasion, they were shut down directly by order of President Bush. One criminal investigation launched by FBI agents at Guantánamo was ordered closed by the head of the Justice Department's criminal division, Alice Fisher, who may herself emerge as a target of a criminal investigation. Under the transparency policies Obama announced during his first week, and under the detainee policies he is busily putting in place, the administration will unblock internal probes and mandate that federal employees, including White House employees, cooperate with them. Realization that this was in the works may have given rise to President Bush's January 16 "gag letters" issued to Karl Rove, Harriet Miers and Joshua Bolten, instructing them to keep quiet in the face of a Congressional probe about their dealings with the Justice Department.

Leading Congressional Democrats are proposing a way forward. In January House Judiciary Committee chair John Conyers announced a blue-ribbon panel to be appointed to conduct an investigation. He is also proposing that the statute of limitations be modified to take the time pressure off potential criminal investigators. Senate Judiciary Committee chair Patrick Leahy put forth a proposal of his own a few weeks later in a presentation at Georgetown University. Leahy pressed the idea of a "truth commission," similar to the approach used in South Africa after the fall of the apartheid regime. Bush administration officials who come forward and offer a full accounting of their deeds could get immunity for their testimony; those who keep silent or give false statements could face prosecution. The Leahy and Conyers approaches share a number of elements, including the notion that the commission would consist of eminent people who are "above the political fray," would get subpoena power and would be fully staffed and resourced. Both Conyers and Leahy cite the 9/11 Commission as a model--a Congressionally authorized commission backed by presidential authority, a hybrid model that would eliminate some of the potential legal challenges that a purely Congressional commission might face. Conyers is, however, far more concerned about building a solid record that can form the basis of prosecutions, whereas Leahy offers immunity as a reward for candor.

There are unmistakable signs of momentum in support of a commission approach in Washington. Nancy Pelosi and other Democratic Congressional leaders who once sang in the "let's forgive and forget" choir are now signaling their support for a commission. But what about the Obama White House? Following a meeting between Leahy and Greg Craig, Obama's White House counsel, the White House was committed only to an ongoing discussion.

But the commission approach may, depending on some critical details, offer the best solution to the impasse. Moreover, it may well suit Obama's needs for the commission to be the creation and initiative of Congress rather than of his administration. It would allow a comprehensive investigation without embroiling the White House in the process. A commission would be in a position to put to rest some persistent questions, particularly regarding how torture came to be embraced as a matter of policy and whether the administration ever got actionable intelligence from tortured suspects that could conceivably offset the immense damage that torture has done to the moral authority of the United States around the world. Most significant, if a commission recommended a criminal investigation to the Attorney General, and if it recommended appointment of a special prosecutor, that would deflect suggestions that the process was "political."

On the other hand, investigative commissions do not actually do justice. They cannot bring charges, and in the process of granting immunity for testimony they can muddy the waters for a later prosecutor. Any commission would need the advice and guidance of professional prosecutors, who could help to assure that it would prudently exercise the right to grant immunity and would avoid damaging future prosecutions.

Criminal investigations and prosecutions might be avoided under the Leahy approach and might be delayed under the Conyers approach. But whatever approach is finally settled upon, it seems increasingly clear that there will be multiple investigations: a commission of some sort, Congressional hearings (which are promised in any event) and internal probes within the government, which will likely be pursued delicately and quietly.

Though the wheels of justice grind slowly, they grind exceeding small. One year from today, it is likely that a large number of the secret documents that form the backbone of Bush detention policy will be public and many of their authors will have been publicly interrogated about them. We will have a better sense of how torture crept into the American interrogations system and whose authority was invoked to ram it through in the face of legal hurdles once thought insurmountable. And one year from today, we will probably still be asking whether any of the authors of this national tragedy will or should be prosecuted. That outcome is not likely to satisfy either side of the debate. But it may well be consistent with the interests of justice, which demands a complete exploration of the facts before anyone is held to account. That outcome fully reflects the Obama style.

- Link

I like small and cute things

like M.I.A. and Ben's adorable baby boy!


Next-level captivatingness like this is wont to occur when 2 comely humans like this have made hot, sexy love:



"She didn't know that I enjoyed the taste of radioactive waste."


Mingus was from Watts. He really liked fornicating with girls of various skin tones, liked to punch dudes in the mouth, loved (musical genius) and hated (heroin problem) Charlie Parker, and got evicted when he shot up his neighbor's wall. In 1950s America this was referred to as a "fearsome temperament" and that usually equals "inviting/fetching" in my world and this is no exception.

I'm pretty sure I need this book in order to get through life.

"In other words I am three. One man stands forever in the middle, unconcerned, unmoved, watching, waiting to be allowed to express what he sees to the other two.
The second man is like a frightened animal that attacks for fear of being attacked.
Then there's an over-loving gentle person who lets people into the uttermost sacred temple of his being and he'll take insults and be trusting and sign contracts without reading them and get talked down to working cheap or for nothing, and when he realizes what's been done to him he feels like killing and destroying everything around him including himself for being so stupid. But he can't - he goes back inside himself.
Which one is real?
They're all real."



Mingus Fingus No. 2 - Charles Mingus







Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Random Tribute: Simonetta Stefanelli

Simonetta Stefanelli, AKA Apollonia Vitelli Corleone, AKA Mike C's wife in The Godfather during that whole Sicily-Don Tommasino imbroglio. She looked pretty and sounded adorable, then got murked in the car and that was sad, very sad. But oh my, I jock her Sicilian countryside/big-brown-eyed/soft, pretty haired-girl style to no end! Plus, hello, her name is Simonetta Stefanelli. So foxy.




"Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesdayyy...Friday, Sunday, Saturday."

I'm pretty sure having an Italian accent would allow me to get everything I want in life.

I'M SO '90S AND FOR THAT I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE.

I might ignore your record because it has no bottom.


I'm late with this one, but does this provide a pleasurable listening experience? Should I bring Jake home with me and spend time with him and let him into my heart and perhaps aurally fornicate with him? I do not care for sulky rappers (Slug) so I find it rather unfortunate that this is a Rhymesayers release; however, word on the street is you can't be a hater forever*.

Upon further review, Seattle is definitely underrepresented on my living room hi-fi, so Jake One, that settles it.
Pay your tab and let's go back to my place.



*still in dispute; results of research pending


Monday, February 16, 2009

Styles upon styles upon styles is what I have.*

Self-indulgent posts are boring. Photographic evidence of you singing along to "Frankly Mr. Shankly" while raising your Tecates with all your boys at the Cha Cha is only interesting to you and your boys. However:

I spent more than I shoulda at the record store. Frowny face. I got "End to End Burners," though, in the used vinyl (!). I know, I just did that CoFlow post a couple days ago, and there it is at the store just waiting to come home with me! Person who bought and then SOLD IT BACK to Amoeba: a) thank you; b) you're an idiot.


Upon seeing it, I was pretty sure I needed this bathing suit in order to keep living so I brought it home to sport and daydream about summer. Look at the color. Pretty.
The onesie looks kinda not nice by itself, and it puts me on display to a degree that would just make everyone uncomfortable, so I had to class it up with the ol' glasses x cardigan combo. It's a classic for a reason.

Peep game.
I'm ridiculous.

I am still too skinny and that is not the business. Ah well, what can you do.


* negative.

Trigger-happy policin'

World Press Photo of the Year 2008: Anthony Suau, USA, for Time. US Economy in Crisis: Following eviction, Detective Robert Kole must ensure residents have moved out of their home, Cleveland, Ohio, 26 March

"U.S. photographer Anthony Suau has won Photo of the Year at the 52nd World Press Photo contest. Suau’s winning photograph shows an armed officer of the Cuyahoga County Sheriff’s Department moving through a home in Cleveland, Ohio, following an eviction as a result of mortgage foreclosure. As jury chair MaryAnne Golon points out, the image is “a double entendre. It looks like a classic conflict photograph, but it is simply the eviction of people from a house…. Now war in its classic sense is coming into people’s houses because they can’t pay their mortgages."

Oh Word?


You are really going to have to display some enthusiasm for word etymology if we are going to be friends, kids. Today's word: ASSASSIN!


"n. Murderer, generally somewhat professional; esp. one who murders a prominent figure.

During the time of the Crusades the members of a certain secret Muslim sect engaged people to terrorize their Christian enemies by performing murders as a religious duty. These acts were carried out under the influence of hashish, and so the killers became known as hashshashin, meaning eaters or smokers of hashish. Hashshashin evolved into the word assassin."

I will email Jesus/tell him forward to Moses and CC Allah



Nation's Blacks Creeped Out By All The People Smiling At Them


Black citizens have reported a disturbing 350 percent increase in interracial high-fiving since January 20.

WASHINGTON—A majority of African-Americans surveyed in a nationwide poll this week reported feeling "deeply disturbed" and "more than a little weirded out" by all the white people now smiling at them.

First witnessed shortly after President Obama's historic victory, the open and cheerful smiling has only continued in recent months, leaving members of the black community completely unnerved.

"On behalf of black people across this nation, I would like to say to our white brethren, 'Please stop looking at us like that,'" said Brown University psychology professor Dr. Stanley Carsons. "We're excited Barack is president, too, and we're glad you're happy for us. But giving us the thumbs up for no reason, or saying hello whenever we walk by, is really starting to freak us out."


Added Carsons, "We just want to be able to stand in line at Home Depot without getting patted on the back."

According to the poll, more than 92 percent of African-Americans have noticed a dramatic increase in the number of beaming Caucasians in their vicinity, as well as a marked rise in the instances of white people making direct eye contact with them on the bus, engaging them in pleasant conversation, and warmly gazing in their general direction with a mix of wonder, pride, and profound contentment. All respondents reported being "petrified" by the change.

"I can't even be at a bar anymore if they have the news on," said Chicago native and small business consultant Jarell Brown. "Obama gives a speech on the economy and people act like my team just won the Super Bowl. I didn't even vote for the guy. I'm a Libertarian."

Although poll respondents said that the regularity of jovial white strangers greeting them in elevators has risen approximately 450 percent since mid-January, the incidents are reportedly nowhere near as frequent as they were on Nov. 4, 2008. On that day, the country was temporarily seized by an epidemic of unsolicited white-on-black hugging.

In an attempt to return the nation's interracial interactions to their preinauguration level of stilted awkwardness, the NAACP and the ACLU released a joint statement Monday addressing the issue. In the four-page address, the activist groups call for normalcy and urge the nation's whites to immediately desist creeping everybody out with all the nodding and warmth and raised eyebrows.

"If you could all stop acting like you're generally pleased to see black people walking around, out in the open, that would be better for all of us," NAACP president Benjamin Jealous said to a smiling and misty-eyed press corps that was "just thrilled" to have him there. "It's very kind of you to be so enthusiastic about our achievements, but if it's still on the table, we'd like to return to the times when your reactions varied between unfounded apprehension and complete indifference. To be honest, you people are kind of terrifying when you're happy."

Added Jealous, "Oh, and please stop e-mailing us that picture of Jesse Jackson crying. We've seen it."

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Heavens to mergatroid

I NEED THIS LIKE THE AIR I BREATHE. It is my all, my everything. We are in love.

Deep Water Slang was good, and then I went astray for a couple years. I cheated and I got burned and I learned my lesson and now I'm back, Zion I. It's you and me against the world, babycakes.


It's possible I am more excited about this than any other human right now. Gold Dust, act right and release the vinyl already. Jesus Christ.


"Human capital" is such a lovely euphemism


I got a letter from the government the other day...


The United States army is to accept immigrants with temporary US visas, for the first time since the Vietnam war, according to the New York Times.

Until now immigrants have had to have permanent residency - a "green card" - in order to qualify for the services.

But those with temporary visas will be offered accelerated citizenship if they enrol, the Times says.

The Pentagon hopes the scheme will cover shortages in areas like medical care and language interpretation. (Mm hmm)

Many temporary immigrants will have been granted visas on the basis of their education or skills, so the defence department expects the new recruits to be more qualified than applicants who are US citizens - and in particular to have languages useful in combat zones like Afghanistan and Iraq.

"The American army finds itself in a lot of different countries where cultural awareness is critical," said Lt-Gen Benjamin C Freakley, the top recruitment officer for the army.

"There will be some very talented folks in this group," he told the New York Times.

"The army will gain in its strength in human capital, and the immigrants will gain their citizenship and get on a ramp to the American dream."

Opposition from veterans

The Times said the scheme could cut the time a temporary resident had to wait for a green card from up to 10 years to as little as six months.

The programme will be limited to 1,000 enlistees in its first year, but if successful could be spread to other services and expanded. It could eventually provide the army with one in six of its recruits, the Times said.

Army recruiters say their job has become easier in recent months as unemployment has risen in the US. But even so, they regret having had to turn away many immigrants because they had only temporary residency.

However, the Times said there appeared to be some opposition from officers and veterans, who expressed concern that some foreigners might have divided loyalties or be terrorists seeking to infiltrate the US armed services.


- the BBC News (aww, look at the spellings of "enrol," "programme," "defence"...charming)

Friday, February 13, 2009

Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde

Pac-Man ghost lamps!


by Anderson Horta, a designer from Brazil. These are super cute and Anderson's little description in cute, non-native-speaker English is super cute:

"This lamp is for those who lived the 80's magic days! Its a reference to the Pac-man game, a symbol of that decade, which still alive until today. "80's Ghost" is too a joke with the fear of ghosts at night, what scared every one in childhood, bringing this fear front as a nice and funny object to our lives. Let's put some light in our memories!!!"


"I love how we came in and fucking destroyed shit and then dipped."

Company Flow Talk Funcrusher Plus Reissue



"You couldn't tell us shit because we all knew how much we lived hip-hop culture. I reveled in the fact that when a Company Flow song comes on it's like getting shot with a fucking nail gun. Everything else is like palm trees."

- Link






"End to End Burners" next, please Mr. Meline.






Thursday, February 12, 2009

Hello hello can you hear me now G


Early-90s reminiscing time yet again, kids! The Goats, 1992.
It was a halcyon time, back when there were no rappers on Access Hollywood.

Remember how they had all those skits on the album? Rovie Wade, The Sword Swallower. Leonard Peltier in a Cage. Columbus' Boat Ride.

This was a very meaningful record to a young Logan in her preteen, music-obsessed, liberal, raised-by-hippies feminist days. I heard this record at school courtesy of Ben P., the original tortured young talented weirdo in my world, too smart and clever for his own damn good, who established protocol for the male humans I have continued to find unreasonably alluring to this very day. How odd; it's almost as if I have a type.


"And like the typical American Black male, I'm done."

Typical American - The Goats

Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate










Two Hipsters Angrily Call Each Other 'Hipster'

AUSTIN, TX—An argument between local hipsters Dan Walters and Brian Guterman has devolved to the point where each is angrily calling the other "hipster," those close to the pair reported Monday. "Hey, hipster! Here's 12 bucks—why don't you go get yourself a bucket of PBRs at the Gold Mine?" Walters, 22, is said to have told Guterman, 22, invoking the name of a local bar known for its "poseur" clientele. "Whatever you say, scenester," Guterman allegedly replied. "Don't you have a Death Cab For Cutie show to be at right now?" Acquaintances of Guterman and Walters trace the long-running conflict back to high school, when they reportedly threw pencils at each other and argued about who was more "emo."


Wednesday, February 11, 2009

"Let's make a hundred thousand/girl you shine like a medallion"

-Nickatina

This is my second black-heels-related post in a week, and I usually do not have such an overtly consumerist tone, but I swear to god if it doesn't work out between me and the Payless ones I'm going to ask these stunning creatures to be mine, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health. Then, in an attempt to shut it down, I shall don them, put them at the end of my skinny legs in skinny jeans like every other girl holding a Tecate at 1 AM in crowded dark places in this metropolis, whereupon I shall cleverly disguise my nerd game as I balance in them because fuckin with my style is sorta like a miracle.