Wednesday, February 18, 2009
"She didn't know that I enjoyed the taste of radioactive waste."
I'm pretty sure I need this book in order to get through life.
"In other words I am three. One man stands forever in the middle, unconcerned, unmoved, watching, waiting to be allowed to express what he sees to the other two.
The second man is like a frightened animal that attacks for fear of being attacked.
Then there's an over-loving gentle person who lets people into the uttermost sacred temple of his being and he'll take insults and be trusting and sign contracts without reading them and get talked down to working cheap or for nothing, and when he realizes what's been done to him he feels like killing and destroying everything around him including himself for being so stupid. But he can't - he goes back inside himself.
Which one is real?
They're all real."
Mingus Fingus No. 2 - Charles Mingus
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Random Tribute: Simonetta Stefanelli


I'm pretty sure having an Italian accent would allow me to get everything I want in life.
I might ignore your record because it has no bottom.

Pay your tab and let's go back to my place.
*still in dispute; results of research pending
Monday, February 16, 2009
Styles upon styles upon styles is what I have.*
I spent more than I shoulda at the record store. Frowny face. I got "End to End Burners," though, in the used vinyl (!). I know, I just did that CoFlow post a couple days ago, and there it is at the store just waiting to come home with me! Person who bought and then SOLD IT BACK to Amoeba: a) thank you; b) you're an idiot.
Upon seeing it, I was pretty sure I needed this bathing suit in order to keep living so I brought it home to sport and daydream about summer. Look at the color. Pretty.
Peep game. I'm ridiculous.
* negative.
Trigger-happy policin'
World Press Photo of the Year 2008: Anthony Suau, USA, for Time. US Economy in Crisis: Following eviction, Detective Robert Kole must ensure residents have moved out of their home, Cleveland, Ohio, 26 MarchOh Word?
You are really going to have to display some enthusiasm for word etymology if we are going to be friends, kids. Today's word: ASSASSIN!
"n. Murderer, generally somewhat professional; esp. one who murders a prominent figure.
During the time of the Crusades the members of a certain secret Muslim sect engaged people to terrorize their Christian enemies by performing murders as a religious duty. These acts were carried out under the influence of hashish, and so the killers became known as hashshashin, meaning eaters or smokers of hashish. Hashshashin evolved into the word assassin."
I will email Jesus/tell him forward to Moses and CC Allah

Nation's Blacks Creeped Out By All The People Smiling At Them
Black citizens have reported a disturbing 350 percent increase in interracial high-fiving since January 20.WASHINGTON—A majority of African-Americans surveyed in a nationwide poll this week reported feeling "deeply disturbed" and "more than a little weirded out" by all the white people now smiling at them.
First witnessed shortly after President Obama's historic victory, the open and cheerful smiling has only continued in recent months, leaving members of the black community completely unnerved.
"On behalf of black people across this nation, I would like to say to our white brethren, 'Please stop looking at us like that,'" said Brown University psychology professor Dr. Stanley Carsons. "We're excited Barack is president, too, and we're glad you're happy for us. But giving us the thumbs up for no reason, or saying hello whenever we walk by, is really starting to freak us out."
Added Carsons, "We just want to be able to stand in line at Home Depot without getting patted on the back."
According to the poll, more than 92 percent of African-Americans have noticed a dramatic increase in the number of beaming Caucasians in their vicinity, as well as a marked rise in the instances of white people making direct eye contact with them on the bus, engaging them in pleasant conversation, and warmly gazing in their general direction with a mix of wonder, pride, and profound contentment. All respondents reported being "petrified" by the change.
"I can't even be at a bar anymore if they have the news on," said Chicago native and small business consultant Jarell Brown. "Obama gives a speech on the economy and people act like my team just won the Super Bowl. I didn't even vote for the guy. I'm a Libertarian."
Although poll respondents said that the regularity of jovial white strangers greeting them in elevators has risen approximately 450 percent since mid-January, the incidents are reportedly nowhere near as frequent as they were on Nov. 4, 2008. On that day, the country was temporarily seized by an epidemic of unsolicited white-on-black hugging.
In an attempt to return the nation's interracial interactions to their preinauguration level of stilted awkwardness, the NAACP and the ACLU released a joint statement Monday addressing the issue. In the four-page address, the activist groups call for normalcy and urge the nation's whites to immediately desist creeping everybody out with all the nodding and warmth and raised eyebrows.
"If you could all stop acting like you're generally pleased to see black people walking around, out in the open, that would be better for all of us," NAACP president Benjamin Jealous said to a smiling and misty-eyed press corps that was "just thrilled" to have him there. "It's very kind of you to be so enthusiastic about our achievements, but if it's still on the table, we'd like to return to the times when your reactions varied between unfounded apprehension and complete indifference. To be honest, you people are kind of terrifying when you're happy."
Added Jealous, "Oh, and please stop e-mailing us that picture of Jesse Jackson crying. We've seen it."
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Heavens to mergatroid
Deep Water Slang was good, and then I went astray for a couple years. I cheated and I got burned and I learned my lesson and now I'm back, Zion I. It's you and me against the world, babycakes.
"Human capital" is such a lovely euphemism

I got a letter from the government the other day...
The United States army is to accept immigrants with temporary US visas, for the first time since the Vietnam war, according to the New York Times.
Until now immigrants have had to have permanent residency - a "green card" - in order to qualify for the services.
But those with temporary visas will be offered accelerated citizenship if they enrol, the Times says.
The Pentagon hopes the scheme will cover shortages in areas like medical care and language interpretation. (Mm hmm)
Many temporary immigrants will have been granted visas on the basis of their education or skills, so the defence department expects the new recruits to be more qualified than applicants who are US citizens - and in particular to have languages useful in combat zones like Afghanistan and Iraq.
"The American army finds itself in a lot of different countries where cultural awareness is critical," said Lt-Gen Benjamin C Freakley, the top recruitment officer for the army.
"There will be some very talented folks in this group," he told the New York Times.
"The army will gain in its strength in human capital, and the immigrants will gain their citizenship and get on a ramp to the American dream."
Opposition from veterans
The Times said the scheme could cut the time a temporary resident had to wait for a green card from up to 10 years to as little as six months.
The programme will be limited to 1,000 enlistees in its first year, but if successful could be spread to other services and expanded. It could eventually provide the army with one in six of its recruits, the Times said.
Army recruiters say their job has become easier in recent months as unemployment has risen in the US. But even so, they regret having had to turn away many immigrants because they had only temporary residency.
However, the Times said there appeared to be some opposition from officers and veterans, who expressed concern that some foreigners might have divided loyalties or be terrorists seeking to infiltrate the US armed services.Friday, February 13, 2009
Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde

"This lamp is for those who lived the 80's magic days! Its a reference to the Pac-man game, a symbol of that decade, which still alive until today. "80's Ghost" is too a joke with the fear of ghosts at night, what scared every one in childhood, bringing this fear front as a nice and funny object to our lives. Let's put some light in our memories!!!"
"I love how we came in and fucking destroyed shit and then dipped."
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Hello hello can you hear me now G
Early-90s reminiscing time yet again, kids! The Goats, 1992. It was a halcyon time, back when there were no rappers on Access Hollywood.
Remember how they had all those skits on the album? Rovie Wade, The Sword Swallower. Leonard Peltier in a Cage. Columbus' Boat Ride.
This was a very meaningful record to a young Logan in her preteen, music-obsessed, liberal, raised-by-hippies feminist days. I heard this record at school courtesy of Ben P., the original tortured young talented weirdo in my world, too smart and clever for his own damn good, who established protocol for the male humans I have continued to find unreasonably alluring to this very day. How odd; it's almost as if I have a type.
"And like the typical American Black male, I'm done."
Typical American - The Goats
Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate




Two Hipsters Angrily Call Each Other 'Hipster'
AUSTIN, TX—An argument between local hipsters Dan Walters and Brian Guterman has devolved to the point where each is angrily calling the other "hipster," those close to the pair reported Monday. "Hey, hipster! Here's 12 bucks—why don't you go get yourself a bucket of PBRs at the Gold Mine?" Walters, 22, is said to have told Guterman, 22, invoking the name of a local bar known for its "poseur" clientele. "Whatever you say, scenester," Guterman allegedly replied. "Don't you have a Death Cab For Cutie show to be at right now?" Acquaintances of Guterman and Walters trace the long-running conflict back to high school, when they reportedly threw pencils at each other and argued about who was more "emo."
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
"Let's make a hundred thousand/girl you shine like a medallion"
This is my second black-heels-related post in a week, and I usually do not have such an overtly consumerist tone, but I swear to god if it doesn't work out between me and the Payless ones I'm going to ask these stunning creatures to be mine, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health. Then, in an attempt to shut it down, I shall don them, put them at the end of my skinny legs in skinny jeans like every other girl holding a Tecate at 1 AM in crowded dark places in this metropolis, whereupon I shall cleverly disguise my nerd game as I balance in them because fuckin with my style is sorta like a miracle.



Feud/Not A Feud
Feud: BDP. The Juice Crew.

You love to hear the story, again and again
Of how it all got started way back when.
South Bronx/the South South Bronx.
Th-the-th-bridge.
So you think that hip-hop had its start out in Queensbridge.
If you popped that junk up in the Bronx you might not live.
As odd as it looked, as wild as it seemed/I didn't hear a peep from a place called Queens.
Bronx keeps creatin it and Queens keeps on fakin it.
Kill that/kill that noise.
Being the authority on hip-hop-related beef is truly an honor. I'd like to thank the Academy.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
This just in: law enforcement often overzealous, racist, hateful
“This is a story about how our idea of justice gets corrupted when we declare war on something.”
—Jeff Blackburn, criminal defense attorney
Hey social justice nerds! This is on PBS tonight and it'll provide you with even more reasons to hate Texas! (I know, I didn't think it was possible either.)

TULIA,TEXAS follows the 1999 raid and its aftermath, which roiled the small rural community. When Gary Gardner, a retired white farmer, questioned the arrests, other residents who were convinced of the defendants’ guilt criticized him for raising the issue publicly. More questions were raised after 13 defendants were convicted and given unusually long prison sentences—25, 60 and in some cases even 90 years. The arrest of 22-year-old Freddie Brookins Jr. came as a shock to his family. A celebrated high school athlete, Freddie, who had no prior criminal record, was given a 20-year sentence. When a lawyer named Jeff Blackburn found numerous discrepancies in Tom Coleman’s testimony, further investigation revealed a warrant for Coleman’s arrest. Coleman, who had been named Texas Lawman of the Year, was caught lying and tried for perjury. A judge referred to him as “the most devious, non-responsive law enforcement witness this court has witnessed in 25 years on the bench in Texas.”
Yet despite evidence showing a clear miscarriage of justice in the original trials, some Tulia residents held on to their beliefs that all those who had been arrested were guilty and that Coleman’s “mistakes” were merely legal technicalities. And as former defendants tried to mend their disrupted lives and the town attempted to resume life as usual, the residents of Tulia, both white and black, were left with feelings of wariness toward one another. TULIA, TEXAS shows how America’s war on drugs and its over-zealous law enforcement, combined with racial divisions, have exposed deep-seated animosities and even starker injustices."
Total number of American adults that are either in or have served time in prison (2008)
1 in 4
1 in 3
1 in 15
1 in 9
$10.6 billion
$44 billion
$8 billion per year
$3.2 million
Make em bounce to this fake-pimp-free flow
I never knew hustlers confessed in stereo!
Jeruuuuuu.








