Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Feud/Not A Feud


Feud:
BDP. The Juice Crew.


You love to hear the story, again and again
Of how it all got started way back when.

South Bronx/the South South Bronx.

Th-the-th-bridge.

So you think that hip-hop had its start out in Queensbridge.
If you popped that junk up in the Bronx you might not live.


As odd as it looked, as wild as it seemed/I didn't hear a peep from a place called Queens.

Bronx keeps creatin it and Queens keeps on fakin it.

Kill that/kill that noise.



Not a feud: Officer Rick. Curtis.




Being the authority on hip-hop-related beef is truly an honor. I'd like to thank the Academy.



Tuesday, February 10, 2009

"Since" by Blu is the heater!


Thank you; that is all.








Since - Blu



This just in: law enforcement often overzealous, racist, hateful


“This is a story about how our idea of justice gets corrupted when we declare war on something.”

—Jeff Blackburn, criminal defense attorney

Hey social justice nerds! This is on PBS tonight and it'll provide you with even more reasons to hate Texas! (I know, I didn't think it was possible either.)



"On July 23, 1999, undercover narcotics agent Thomas Coleman carried out one of the biggest drug stings in Texas history. By the end of the blazing summer day, dozens of residents in the sleepy farming town of Tulia had been rounded up and thrown behind bars. Thirty-nine of the 46 people accused of selling drugs to Coleman were African American. But disturbing evidence about the undercover investigation and Coleman’s past soon began to surface.

TULIA,TEXAS follows the 1999 raid and its aftermath, which roiled the small rural community. When Gary Gardner, a retired white farmer, questioned the arrests, other residents who were convinced of the defendants’ guilt criticized him for raising the issue publicly. More questions were raised after 13 defendants were convicted and given unusually long prison sentences—25, 60 and in some cases even 90 years. The arrest of 22-year-old Freddie Brookins Jr. came as a shock to his family. A celebrated high school athlete, Freddie, who had no prior criminal record, was given a 20-year sentence. When a lawyer named Jeff Blackburn found numerous discrepancies in Tom Coleman’s testimony, further investigation revealed a warrant for Coleman’s arrest. Coleman, who had been named Texas Lawman of the Year, was caught lying and tried for perjury. A judge referred to him as “the most devious, non-responsive law enforcement witness this court has witnessed in 25 years on the bench in Texas.”

Yet despite evidence showing a clear miscarriage of justice in the original trials, some Tulia residents held on to their beliefs that all those who had been arrested were guilty and that Coleman’s “mistakes” were merely legal technicalities. And as former defendants tried to mend their disrupted lives and the town attempted to resume life as usual, the residents of Tulia, both white and black, were left with feelings of wariness toward one another. TULIA, TEXAS shows how America’s war on drugs and its over-zealous law enforcement, combined with racial divisions, have exposed deep-seated animosities and even starker injustices."

- Link

BY THE NUMBERS
PRISON POPULATIONS
The total inmates in custody in U.S. prisons and jails in 2007 was 2.3 million—the largest in the world
5.6 million
(1 in every 37 people)
Total number of American adults that are either in or have served time in prison (2008)

40,000
Approximate number of Americans in prison for drug-related crimes in 1980

500,000
Approximate number of Americans in prison for drug related crimes in 2008

1 in 4
Ratio of inmates in American prisons incarcerated for drug-related offenses (versus other crimes) in 2008

1 in 3
Ratio of women in American prisons incarcerated for drug-related offenses (versus other crimes) in 2008 (the incarceration rate for women has increased at almost double the rate for men since 1980)
RACE
African Americans made up 13 percent of the total U.S. population, but accounted for 53 percent of sentenced drug offenders in state prisons in 2003
1 in 106
Ratio of Caucasian American men in prison over age 18 (2008)

1 in 36
Ratio of Hispanic American men in prison over age 18 (2008)

1 in 15
Ratio of African American men in prison over age 18 (2008)

1 in 9
Ratio of African American men in prison ages 20 to 34 (2008)
MONEY
$13.7 billion
Amount the federal government spent on drug law enforcement in 2008

$10.6 billion
Tax dollars states spent on corrections in 1987

$44 billion
Amount of tax dollars states spent on corrections in 2007

$8 billion per year
Cost of incarcerating drug offenders in state and federal prisons (2005)

$3.2 million
Federal drug control budget for drug treatment and research (2008)

Make em bounce to this fake-pimp-free flow


I never knew hustlers confessed in stereo!

Jeruuuuuu.




Monday, February 9, 2009

The Nobody Cares Report


So you drank a magical juice or took a magical pill that would enable you to hit a round object flying at you at 100 mph, then run around in a diamond formation in a faster/more superhuman way, yaaay. I'm shocked and/or appalled. You're still one of the most boring humans in the world of sports, A-Rod. Nice work. Nobody cares. Also, Bob Costas--please see yourself out. You're 5'6" and you're extra dramatic whenever you appear on my television set. Go home, nerd.



Dude who flew plane into water, nobody cares. With a nickname like "Sully" I thought you were from Southie in Boston; you tricked me. "60 Minutes" is my joint, but you and your big dumb fake humbleness wrecked it for me last night. Nice work.


Oh Word?

A lil etymology never hurt nobody. Today's word: GAMUT!

"This word combines the name of a Greek letter (gamma) with a Latin conjunction (ut) to form a word that is nowadays commonly used to mean "the full range or extent" of just about anything.

According to the American Heritage Dictionary of the English language (4th ed., 2000), the word derives from the name of a medieval musical scale based on the Medieval Latin phrase gamma ut, where the low G (equivalent to the Greek gamma) was the lowest note of the scale and ut was the first note of the lowest hexachord. The ut (which is a Latin conjunction meaning "in order that" or "so that") refers to the first word in a Latin hymn to Saint John the Baptist, in which the initial syllables of successive lines were sang to the notes of an ascending scale CDEFGA, the full lyrics being:

Ut queant laxis
Resonare fibris
Mira gestorum
Famuli tuorum,
Solve polluti
Labii reatum, Sancte Iohannes.

According to the Chambers Etymological English Dictionary (1966 paperback ed., page 219), the scale was also known as the "great scale" of Guido of Arezzo. Chambers also notes that Ut was later replaced by Do. Making that substitution, and looking at the first syllables of the Latin words in each line above, one sees the origin of the familiar "Do, Re, Mi, Fa, So, La" scale that is commonly sung today."

Holy Ish

Director Victor Solomon: "This is every single curse, from every single episode of The Sopranos, ever."



the sopranos, uncensored. from victor solomon on Vimeo.

"My high heels are clickin towards your door"


























Payless heels are cheap, vegan, and sexay. And because I am particularly fond of the black 4-inch variety, I shall take these to have and to hold from this day forward. What's more, I will attempt to shut it down as I lovingly wear them whilst photographically reenacting the Swedish ferocity that is Malin Ackerman in Arena mag.


MINE.

























Just bees and things and flowers...

It's rainy today so I'm feeling extra infatuated with the lovely simplicity of this shirt.


Oh Mr. Ayers.





Everybody Loves the Sunshine - Roy Ayers

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Friday, February 6, 2009

The Only Thing A Gambler Needs Is A Suitcase And A Trunk: Eric Burdon, Call Me



from NME.com:

The line "I am the eggman" in The Beatles' 'I Am The Walrus' refers to The Animals' Eric Burdon, who had a habit of breaking eggs over the breasts of groupies.






I'm not gonna lie; I woulda let him. Don't act like you haven't heard about my penchant for shaggy British white boys who were supposed to work in factories like their dads the rest of their lives, but then they co-opt and sing the hell outta an old blues song like they're all tortured and whatnot. Swelteringly hot. Mark Ronson has attempted to swagger-jack the look for days but just can't get everything lined up properly, and therefore I cannot allow him to see me naked...or break eggs over my breasts.




AFFIRMATIVE. Once again, original trumps derivative:




NEGATIVE. Thanks for playing.























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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Hating With Flair And Enthusiasm


"J.Period emancipates another track off his A Tribe Called Quest tribute project The [Abstract] Best, which will drop in full on February 10th." - Link

I guess we all need paychecks.

How this is considered a track of J.Period's is beyond my scope of understanding. Usually "his" is a possessive, indicating something belonging to, owned/dominated/occupied by.

I have the Liquid Swords instrumentals, so watch for my tribute project of my neighbor coming over and kicking freestyles over it in my living room. Heads are not, in fact, ready.

OMG Acey


I love you.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Raekwon ft. Ghostface & Method Man - "Wu Ooh"


DRUMS.

One day I'll tire of all things Wu. This is not that day.


Instrumental of this, please. Thanks in advance.



Boosted From Dan Patrick







"Sure Lock Holmes."

I heart puns and/or wordplay!

Kill The Love Letters Cuz Yo You're Livin Lame


Early '90s reminiscing time, kids! Chi-Ali, "Age Ain't Nothin But A #." 8th grade. I heard that KRS sample a few years later and it invaded my brain for a good 4-6 hours before I could place it. In closing, it's also a Beatnuts production!



Friday, January 30, 2009

PE Billed Below Lupe (Still Goin, Though. It's The Law)

Bikinis x Chomsky's Collected Works x A Master's Degree



"Scratch most feminists and underneath there is a woman who longs to be a sex object.


The difference is that is not all she longs to be."

- Betty Rollin







Thursday, January 29, 2009

Epicly Obama'd

This is called "Epic Obama Face" and that's comical to me.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

BART.



Bay
Area
Rapid
Transit



Blasting
At
Random
Targets







Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt
Classic-Cut T-shirt for Men, 100% Cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom, black

When you wear this shirt, you can experience the feeling of being targeted--and possibly shot--by BART police. All proceeds will be donated to the family of Oscar Grant.


- Link

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Nino Brownnnn

Wesley Snipes a cert to play James Brown, says Spike Lee

Lee bought the movie's rights with Paramount Pictures following the death of Brown on Christmas Day 2006, and Snipes has been linked to the role since 2007.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Drake ft. Lil Wayne & Santogold - "Unstoppable" (RMX)


I got a condo in Miami and my doormat is always sandy.

Diplooooooo...



Saturday, January 24, 2009

Friday, January 23, 2009

Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt


Suckas Need Bodyguards.

I got a six-shooter and a horse named Trigger.

I'm wavin automatic guns at nuns.

Stickin up white boys on ball courts.


This is my Coachella garb. Oh how I miss you Coachellaaaaaaaa.

Trouble makin. Back breakin. Breath takin.

"When The Man murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the HonkyHouse."




Wednesday, January 21, 2009

"To turn to each other and not on each other."

Transcript of Rev. Lowery's Inaugural Benediction

Rev. Joseph Lowery, who co-founded the Southern Christian Leadership Conference with Martin Luther King Jr., delivered the benediction at the inaugural ceremony. Below is a transcription of his address, provided by CQ Transcriptwire:

[*] LOWERY: God of our weary years, god of our silent tears, thou, who has brought us thus far along the way, thou, who has by thy might led us into the light, keep us forever in the path we pray, lest our feet stray from the places, our god, where we met thee, lest our hearts, drunk with the wine of the world, we forget thee.

Shadowed beneath thy hand, may we forever stand true to thee, oh God, and true to our native land.

We truly give thanks for the glorious experience we've shared this day.

We pay now, oh Lord, for your blessing upon thy servant Barack Obama, the 44th president of these United States, his family and his administration.

He has come to this high office at a low moment in the national, and indeed the global, fiscal climate. But because we know you got the whole world in your hands, we pray for not only our nation, but for the community of nations.

Our faith does not shrink though pressed by the flood of mortal ills.

For we know that, Lord, you are able and you're willing to work through faithful leadership to restore stability, mend our brokenness, heal our wounds, and deliver us from the exploitation of the poor, of the least of these, and from favoritism toward the rich, the elite of these.

We thank you for the empowering of thy servant, our 44th president, to inspire our nation to believe that yes we can work together to achieve a more perfect union.

And while we have sown the seeds of greed -- the wind of greed and corruption, and even as we reap the whirlwind of social and economic disruption, we seek forgiveness and we come in a spirit of unity and solidarity to commit our support to our president by our willingness to make sacrifices, to respect your creation, to turn to each other and not on each other.

And now, Lord, in the complex arena of human relations, help us to make choices on the side of love, not hate; on the side of inclusion, not exclusion; tolerance, not intolerance.

And as we leave this mountain top, help us to hold on to the spirit of fellowship and the oneness of our family. Let us take that power back to our homes, our workplaces, our churches, our temples, our mosques, or wherever we seek your will.

Bless President Barack, First Lady Michelle. Look over our little angelic Sasha and Malia.

We go now to walk together as children, pledging that we won't get weary in the difficult days ahead. We know you will not leave us alone.

With your hands of power and your heart of love, help us then, now, Lord, to work for that day when nations shall not lift up sword against nation, when tanks will be beaten into tractors, when every man and every woman shall sit under his or her own vine and fig tree and none shall be afraid, when justice will roll down like waters and righteousness as a mighty stream.

Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around...

(LAUGHTER)

... when yellow will be mellow...

(LAUGHTER)

... when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen.

AUDIENCE: Amen.

LOWERY: Say Amen.

AUDIENCE: Amen.

LOWERY: And Amen.

AUDIENCE: Amen.

(APPLAUSE)

- Link

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Animal Collective, "My Girls"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE SEEN THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I CANNOT GET ANY HIGHER. Jesus Christ, kids! Bliss in my headphones! This gets me excited, super sexually excited in a way you will never understand, and also convinces me I'm 6 years old, wearing a flowery dress, and running through a field of some sort after just having dropped L. Gotdayum Baltimore!

MINE.

Every day is Christmas, and every night is New Year's Eve.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Animal Collective - "Summertime Clothes"


And I want to walk around with you/just you.
Charm Cit-aaaay, thank you times a hundred for this group of humans and the sounds they make.



Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Monday, January 12, 2009

At the age of 19, heard the scene


a lot of MCs that do not come clean!


Main Ingredient, "Magic Shoes"




Saturday, January 3, 2009

You Live At Home With Your Mom


and you'll be seeing me at the El Rey on Feb. 27. (Doctors Dooom and Octagon, respectfully).

I am getting laced because a certain male human would like to have intercourse with me, which is one small perk of womanhood.











Friday, January 2, 2009

"There's numerous ways you could choose to earn funds"


Greg was like, "WORK IT" so I feigned some Varga girl confidence. M-F, 9:00-4:30.

"My name's Geraldine; I'm your social worker" - Glasvegas.




Sunday, December 21, 2008

Merry Christmas, baby brother

Complete with commentary by The Clyzza!

I braved Cool Guy Central (Supreme) to make this purchase.
(Dudes were super nice, though--thanks, Jav!!)

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Swagger Jack! Code Red!!

ASHER ROTH IS A PROBLEM FOR ME.



























Ash, I liked you the first time I heard your suburban steez, when you were on my television and your name was John Brown. One of you in the universe is plenty so umm, please see yourself out. It's not fresh and/or irreverent cuz you know I seen a hundred you's at the Short Stop. You are an archetype within every major metropolitan area, including this one. There's
2 or 3 of you whenever I walk down Fairfax, and at least 6 of you whenever I go out to an establishment where alcoholic beverages are served. You normally go out with your boys on Friday, but for some reason you're there on a Tuesday and you come up to me when I'm at the bar and look at my frame and I tell you I have a boyfriend even though I really do not just so you will please stop. (Oh, also, I don't have a cell phone. And ummm...I'm just visiting from out of town). You're so psyched on your pants & shoes & bachelor's degree & smirk. Good job buddy, you found Undefeated and you know all the words to "Tried By Twelve."

Fall back, Morrisville. You know what, I loved college too--mostly cuz you weren't there with me.

For some reason I find this human next-levels-of-next-level annoying, like he personally borrowed my Portishead at Roseland vinyl and never returned it.

And Steve Rifkind, you should be ashamed of yourself, sir.



Saturday, December 6, 2008

Clinton Sparks ft. Pharrell & The Clipse - "Still Got It 4 Cheap"

Goddammit if I don't LOVE some COKE RAPS
and those spare, icy beats
made by Pharrell's handsome, annoying ass.


The knocking-ness of this is undeniable. OMG, aural sex yet AGAINNNN.
Come tip me at Body Tap; I go on when the DJ puts this on.